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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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If you carry a poop bag for your dog. * 4
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Seriously how do you enjoy walking a dog while carrying a bag of shit in your hand? You look ridiculous. Most of you probably collect your dogs shit in your dresser drawers or something.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth] * 1
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I dont have a dog but if I did I would collect the shit in a bag and put it directly in the walking path of people who walked their dog without picking up their shit.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Nova] * 12
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It's a basic courtesy to clean up after your dog, silly looking or not.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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When I still had my dog at my old place I would always pick up after him.
There were little poop bag dispensers all over the neighborhood so it was no big deal.

I've stepped in too much dog shit in my life.
I was making the world a safer place one bag of dog shit at a time.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: kr0nik0]
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I guess im that asshole neighbor then.

I never pick up my dogs poop.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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Do you step in dog shit often?


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: kr0nik0]
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I like it when people tie the poop bags to the dog.

Its harder to enjoy beautiful places in nature when they smell like dog shit because people don't pick it up...

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth] * 3
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I walk both dogs. one dog shits, the other eats the shit.

problem solved, thank me later

:manofapproval:

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: hummingbird]
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hummingbird said:
I like it when people tie the poop bags to the dog.

Its harder to enjoy beautiful places in nature when they smell like dog shit because people don't pick it up...


dog shit isn't a part of nature?

I believe, as they say, sometimes "nature calls"

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: stzacrack]
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Almost.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: hummingbird]
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I'm with ya. Fuck that. You guys watch your step cause we ain't picking that shit up!


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Once you understand the way broadly, you see it in all things. -Musashi

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Matt87]
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I agree it's gross.

But leaving dog shit behind can be bad for the environment in some instances.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Atreyu]
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until I trained my dogs to only poop at home I walked them in the wash where there was no foot traffic. At home I have a long handled scoop/rake so I never have to use a bag


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Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything.
—Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth] * 7
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ak47myth said:
I guess im that asshole neighbor then.

I never pick up my dogs poop.


Yes.  That is correct.  You are the asshole.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: zappaisgod]
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This thread is screaming for this!

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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whenever I walk my dog, I let it poop wherever he wants. he usually chooses somebodys front yard. I never pick up the poop...instead me and my dog run off into the fog, him barking and me holding up my middle finger feeling like a total BOSS.



THUG LIFE


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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zappaisgod said:
Yes.  That is correct.  You are the asshole.


You are spot on brother. If i knew where you lived i would feed my dog before walking her past your house.

Bill_Oreilly said:
whenever I walk my dog, I let it poop wherever he wants. he usually chooses somebodys front yard. I never pick up the poop...instead me and my dog run off into the fog, him barking and me holding up my middle finger feeling like a total BOSS.



Honestly i knew you would agree with me.

Watch your step, folks.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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I proudly walk around with a bag of shit in my hand.  If it bothers you so much that you gotta make a thread about it then stop and say something.

Then again. I live in one of the best neighborhoods in the great U S of A.

Picking Up dog shit is a choice!


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I like lasagna.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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The real question is who's the real master the one getting taking the other on a walk or the one getting there shit personally picked up for them??

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: DTCharlieB]
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DTCharlieB said:
I proudly walk around with a bag of shit in my hand.  If it bothers you so much that you gotta make a thread about it then stop and say something.

Then again. I live in one of the best neighborhoods in the great U S of A.

Picking Up dog shit is a choice!


I bet you smell your hands after the walk too.

Edited by ak47myth (03/28/15 10:39 PM)

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