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when to get a Divorce
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Divorce at what age should someone dump there first wife and get a newer one with less mileage ?


Is it an age. Thing  like 45 you can still pull 25 year olds or is it a years together thing?


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie] * 3
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Is this really how you view marriage? :facepalm: wait lol nvm :facepalm:

Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (03/04/15 08:18 AM)

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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:youseethisshit:  I'd say it's directly proportionate to how much oral sex's you"re geetting.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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i'd say after about 80,000 miles get a trade in.


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality] * 1
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:hahthatsrich:  Y'all maafuckas need Jesus.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
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New is always better :fuckinawesome:


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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When she is 9 months pregnant you should dip out cause once that baby is born bye bye vagaina


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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That is NOT true.  Vaginas stretch bro.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
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What are the two most important holes on a woman?

Not those holes, you perverts. I'm talking about her nostrils, without them she wouldn't be able to breathe while she's sucking your dick.


:smilingpuppy:


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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she could still breath with one nostril.


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality]
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Have you ever tried to breathe through one nostril when you're sucking cock?


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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:wellidunno:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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no


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality]
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SurReality said:
no



It's not easy.


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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Where is Koods when you need him?


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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I don't need him. He's gay.


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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I bet he's had some serious stuffy nose and garbled some marbles without complaining


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
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trekie said:
Divorce at what age should someone dump there first wife and get a newer one with less mileage ?


Is it an age. Thing  like 45 you can still pull 25 year olds or is it a years together thing?


Get divorced before the shit hits the fan


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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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That's a little presumptuous. :shrug:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
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Make a woman spend all of her good years stuck with you.  Then you leave her.  What a swine.  You will die alone.


Everyone should have one ex husband/wife.  but if you are that old no one is going to want either of you honestly.


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