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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: drege]
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Haha, I'm sure you chase cops with a baseball bat.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Distorted Vision]
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Distorted Vision said:
I'd point a gun at her with a lazer attached.



Just rack a shotgun while at the window. Maybe that or ask her for a blowjob. :lolsy:


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Wasn't there just a thread the other day about someone looking into someone's window? Lol the fuck is wrong with your guys neighbors haha



There was and i said the exact same thing I'm about to say.

THE GHOST OF JUNKY COP STRIKES AGAIN. Drug users everywhere are reporting on the shroomery that there is a strange person peeping in their house at night, usually while getting high. He is armed and dangerous, and if you think you have spotted him, hide any poppy plants you might have and lock the doors.




Oh you mean

THIS GUY



Dun dun dun

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Reminds me of 3:06


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: diablo33180]
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Not the cops, but I holler at them for GTFO, they'r not welcome.
I might be stupid, but I'm not suicidal.


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: drege]
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Oh. I imagine I got confused when you said that you did that.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Wasn't there just a thread the other day about someone looking into someone's window? Lol the fuck is wrong with your guys neighbors haha



There was and i said the exact same thing I'm about to say.

THE GHOST OF JUNKY COP STRIKES AGAIN. Drug users everywhere are reporting on the shroomery that there is a strange person peeping in their house at night, usually while getting high. He is armed and dangerous, and if you think you have spotted him, hide any poppy plants you might have and lock the doors.




Oh you mean

THIS GUY



Dun dun dun



Junkie cop!
:lolsy:


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: SunnyD] * 2
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Anyone else read this as neighbor shines fleshlight into my window?

Much disappoint.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Teliis] * 2
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What ever happened to old Esekon anyway?  Is he still here under a different name?

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Teliis]
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Teliis said:
Anyone else read this as neighbor shines fleshlight into my window?

Much disappoint.



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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
What ever happened to old Esekon anyway?  Is he still here under a different name?



Honestly I've been wondering the same thing and thats why I've mentioned junky cop in the last few "neighbors acting sketchy" threads that seem to have popped up recently. I think he was called out for trolling. Best quote ever someone has as their sig(i said this is my fav quote in another thread to dej vu to the max) he said something along the lines of "girls are only attracted to rich white dudes who punch holes in walls in fits of rage" :lol: he provided some of the funniest shit I've ever read.


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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Yeah it seemed like his whole persona changed like every couple of weeks, I could never really figure him out, but hopefully he's doing well.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: moonrockmushy]
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He's probably reading that right meow. U don't just troll the shroomery and then completely bomb and not return ever


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: zZZz]
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Well if I remember right he seemed to have some emotional and life problems going on, so who knows maybe he has moved on for the time being.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Burke Dennings said:
Oh. I imagine I got confused when you said that you did that.



I think he's british...
Would make a lot more sense with their police force :lol:


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: twighead]
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I have no tolerance for shit like that. I value my privacy too much.

What you need to do is press charges on that bitch for being a peeping tom. It's a real thing. Otherwise you can go over there and ask her why she's peeping in your window but I really don't think that would solve anything and maybe that would cause more problems.

And don't give her a moon shine, because then SHE can call the cops on you for public indecency.

If you call the cops on her and press charges for peeping tom, it will hit her by surprise.

And to be honest, if your bedroom is facing the FRONT of your home, you shouldn't be smoking weed out of your window unless there's a huge bush or tree hiding you.

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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: occollegeboi]
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He's in California (I assume with redwoods reference...) :lol: No one gives a fuck, and in most places I doubt the police force would ever act on a call about someone smoking weed in their house, they sure as hell wouldn't here.


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: twighead]
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It depends what neighborhood ur in. Some neighborhoods are really strict, or if u live just a couple of blocks from the sheriff station like I do and someone complains about u smoking weed, it's very likely that they'll scope it out. Depends what the neighbors tell them when they call them I guess. I'm sure some people can be really sketchy and will make up lies n shit..


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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: occollegeboi] * 1
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occollegeboi said:
I have no tolerance for shit like that. I value my privacy too much.

What you need to do is press charges on that bitch for being a peeping tom. It's a real thing. Otherwise you can go over there and ask her why she's peeping in your window but I really don't think that would solve anything and maybe that would cause more problems.

And don't give her a moon shine, because then SHE can call the cops on you for public indecency.

If you call the cops on her and press charges for peeping tom, it will hit her by surprise.

And to be honest, if your bedroom is facing the FRONT of your home, you shouldn't be smoking weed out of your window unless there's a huge bush or tree hiding you.




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Re: Neighbor shines flashlight into my window [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
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pirate-blues said:
that is not how you ask for a hit in any socially acceptable manner whatsoever...but maybe you're right and she's just super awkward :borat:.



how old is this girl, btw? like super young kid, or adult? cuz that definitely matters.



Maybe she's on house arrest? No way of communicating, dying for you to come over with the joint. Crying every night pacing in circles cause she has to see you smoke, but can't get your attention with her flashlight. Or maybe im just stoned...


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