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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21332436 - 02/26/15 10:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Strippers. That makes me so mad. No matter how much they turn you on, you can never legally have sex with them. That's fucked up. I've never been to a strip club but I don't ever plan on going because what am I going to do with a hard dick? Go out in the back and have a wank?

:imout:


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21332449 - 02/26/15 10:49 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Apparently you can legally have sex with them as long as its on camera because then its not prostitution, which is illegal, its paid porn production, which is legal :crazy:


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21332504 - 02/26/15 11:03 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

The only bachelor party I've been to involved no strippers and it was fun as fuck. We went out to a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere Georgia (he lives in Georgia). Brought a shitload of guns. Spent the morning and afternoon shooting various guns at various things, then when the sun started to set we put the guns away and got hammered.


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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: jewunit]
    #21332546 - 02/26/15 11:13 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I went to a strip club for my brothers bachelor party in cabo. I was so drunk by the time we got there already, when I sat down some girl sat in my lap and asked me to buy her a drink. I was like sure whatever get me one too. Two shots of tequila. She took my hand and led me in some back room and sat me down. Then I realized what was going on and got up and walked out.

Think I took another shot and a friend found me passed out while trying to take a piss at the urinal


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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21332558 - 02/26/15 11:16 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:lolsy: Shook her hand.

I wish I could see the look on her face.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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OfflineManianFH
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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21332565 - 02/26/15 11:17 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Haha I edited it, can't remember if the handshake ever happened though I wish it did lol


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

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