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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Strippers. That makes me so mad. No matter how much they turn you on, you can never legally have sex with them. That's fucked up. I've never been to a strip club but I don't ever plan on going because what am I going to do with a hard dick? Go out in the back and have a wank?

:imout:


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Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!


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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: JustForToday]
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Apparently you can legally have sex with them as long as its on camera because then its not prostitution, which is illegal, its paid porn production, which is legal :crazy:


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Angel_Above]
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The only bachelor party I've been to involved no strippers and it was fun as fuck. We went out to a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere Georgia (he lives in Georgia). Brought a shitload of guns. Spent the morning and afternoon shooting various guns at various things, then when the sun started to set we put the guns away and got hammered.


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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: jewunit]
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I went to a strip club for my brothers bachelor party in cabo. I was so drunk by the time we got there already, when I sat down some girl sat in my lap and asked me to buy her a drink. I was like sure whatever get me one too. Two shots of tequila. She took my hand and led me in some back room and sat me down. Then I realized what was going on and got up and walked out.

Think I took another shot and a friend found me passed out while trying to take a piss at the urinal


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Mickalopagus]
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:lolsy: Shook her hand.

I wish I could see the look on her face.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Bachelor Party - Anyone else not want strippers? [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Haha I edited it, can't remember if the handshake ever happened though I wish it did lol


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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