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Well that was an interesting birthday party
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My birthday was on Thursday (Thanks again to everyone who wished me a happy birthday) and since I went to class on Friday morning we celebrated last night.  Me and my roommate/best friend were drinking beers by the pool for a few hours, then we drank some Makers Mark (Bad idea looking back).  We're having a good old time, and I decide to go to a Luau that a cute girl in a class of mine invited me to.  I convinced our neighbor to drive me, and as soon as we pull up we see cops walking around hassling people, so much for that idea.

Anyway, come back home, drink more beer.  I'm sitting outside on the porch with my two roomates (Best friend and his girlfriend) and through some part of the conversation I declare I get to throw his bachelor party when they get married.  His girlfriend asks me if there will be strippers, and I say of course not, only hookers.  She throws a lighter at me, which I promptly pick up and throw off the porch, not knowing this would start a 2 hour long fight between my friend and his lady.

Long story short (too late I know) I leave them alone for the rest of the night, and decide to go to bed shortly after.  I crawl into my bed and a few seconds later one of my buddies girlfriends' friends crawls in after me.  I remember she started kissing me and putting my hands on her, then it goes blank, I either fell asleep or blacked out (could care less).  So I wake up this morning with a hell of a headache, and a DIFFERENT one of her friends naked in my bed, and the first one gone. 

Moral of the story is I need a hidden camera in my room to document the crazy things that happen in that bed when I'm blacked out  :tongue:


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Re: Well that was an interesting birthday party [Re: Jadian]
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Would suck if you got someone pregnant and didn't even remember it huh?

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Re: Well that was an interesting birthday party [Re: Deadmaker]
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Those crafty whores!


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Re: Well that was an interesting birthday party [Re: Deadmaker]
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Yeah that would quite suck, but I'm not too worried, I'm sure those girls were on some birth control or another.

Plus I'm getting enough payback for last night this morning what with the pounding headache and beer shits.


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Re: Well that was an interesting birthday party [Re: Jadian]
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Yeah, I get beer shits really fucking bad the next days. Haha, that's the price you pay though I guess.

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