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Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected * 1
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This is pretty surprising.  :ilold:, but it's a great example of politicians being held to a completely different standard.
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/14/politics/lawmaker-jailed-wins-reelection/index.html
Virginia lawmaker wins re-election despite jail term for relationship with 17-year-old

Jeremy Diamond, CNN


(CNN)It's not every day that a politician with a county jail-issued ankle monitor -- accused of having sex with his 17-year-old secretary -- campaigns for re-election, and wins.

But that's exactly what happened Tuesday in the Richmond, Virginia, suburb of Henrico County, where Joseph Morrissey snagged 42% of the vote to win re-election to the state's House of Delegates, all while serving out a six-month jail sentence, the Richmond-Times Dispatch reported. And he did it while running as an independent.

Morrissey, 57, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge last month to avoid a possible felony conviction after an alleged sexual relationship with his underage secretary caught the attention of her father, and soon enough, law enforcement. A nude photo of the young woman was found on Morrissey's cell phone, and she is now also pregnant, though the young woman has not confirmed the identity of the baby's father.

The election was a special one, called to fill Morrissey's seat after he resigned from office after pleading guilty to contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to the Washington Post.

The House of Delegates is now considering measures to censure or bar Morrissey from serving in the legislature.

Despite Morrissey's Democratic and Republican opponents' best efforts, voters were apparently unfazed by the allegations and Morrissey's jail sentence, most already aware of their representative's record.

Morrissey was able to campaign by day and spend his nights behind bars thanks to the jail's work-release program, which allows inmates to spend 12 hours a day working outside of jail and also reduced Morrissey's six-month sentence to 90 days.





So this guy gets caught shagging his underage secretary by the girls father, pleads guilty to a lesser charge, steps down from office, says "wait no, I want to run again", campaigns on work release from fucking jail, gets to campaign for 12 hours a day, and gets his sentence cut from 6 months to 90 days, and wins.

America, baby.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: DragonChaser] * 1
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The article doesn't mention his political affiliation.  I wonder why...


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: DragonChaser]
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:lolsy:

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: mpd] * 1
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Because he's a Democrat.  Duh.

Quite the class act.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Morrissey

As an attorney, Morrissey was cited for contempt of court ten times and was jailed or arrested five times.[12] On December 21, 2001, in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia, Morrissey was disbarred and on April 25, 2003, his license to practice law was revoked by the Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board.[2] "Frequent episodes of unethical, contumacious, or otherwise inappropriate conduct mar Joseph D. Morrissey's career as prosecutor and private defence attorney," the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit noted in September 2002. The court said, "Evidence … demonstrates Morrissey's 15-year history of contempt citations, reprimands, fines, suspensions, and even incarcerations arising from unprofessional conduct mostly involving an uncontrollable temper, inappropriate responses to stress and dishonesty."[6][13]

17?  That's legal in NY and Vermont


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: zappaisgod]
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Just another dirtbag.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: mpd]
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In a long storied line of them


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
Because he's a Democrat.  Duh.

Quite the class act.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Morrissey

As an attorney, Morrissey was cited for contempt of court ten times and was jailed or arrested five times.[12] On December 21, 2001, in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia, Morrissey was disbarred and on April 25, 2003, his license to practice law was revoked by the Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board.[2] "Frequent episodes of unethical, contumacious, or otherwise inappropriate conduct mar Joseph D. Morrissey's career as prosecutor and private defence attorney," the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit noted in September 2002. The court said, "Evidence … demonstrates Morrissey's 15-year history of contempt citations, reprimands, fines, suspensions, and even incarcerations arising from unprofessional conduct mostly involving an uncontrollable temper, inappropriate responses to stress and dishonesty."[6][13]

17?  That's legal in NY and Vermont




Too unethical/contumacious/inappropriate to be a lawyer... I know, I'll run for office!

Guy's a gangsta.


And 17 ain't legal in VA unless you're within 2 years of them.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: DragonChaser] * 3
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I hope to be lucky enough to be banging 17 yr olds when Im in my late 50's. :cool:


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: JML]
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This article is confusing to me. They're from VA, and she's pregnant, but the girl's father reported it.

So... the guy that knocked her up... that wasn't her dad?

So are they from VA or not?

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: DragonChaser] * 1
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I'd vote for the guy.

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: DragonChaser]
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Have nothing against someone having sex with a 17-year-old girl.

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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Da2ra said:
Have nothing against someone having sex with a 17-year-old girl.



Either do the voters, people in general don't think it's a big deal.

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
Because he's a Democrat.  Duh.

Quite the class act.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Morrissey

As an attorney, Morrissey was cited for contempt of court ten times and was jailed or arrested five times.[12] On December 21, 2001, in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia, Morrissey was disbarred and on April 25, 2003, his license to practice law was revoked by the Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board.[2] "Frequent episodes of unethical, contumacious, or otherwise inappropriate conduct mar Joseph D. Morrissey's career as prosecutor and private defence attorney," the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit noted in September 2002. The court said, "Evidence … demonstrates Morrissey's 15-year history of contempt citations, reprimands, fines, suspensions, and even incarcerations arising from unprofessional conduct mostly involving an uncontrollable temper, inappropriate responses to stress and dishonesty."[6][13]

17?  That's legal in NY and Vermont



It's legal in most states.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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17 is only legal in NY up to the age of like 21. Then the minimum gets bumped up to 18.

I looked into it. :wink:

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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I didn't get that deep into it.  I was surprised that it was illegal in VA


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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That is false. The age of consent is 17; there are exceptions for people younger.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: jewunit]
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No, I don't think so. :justdontknow:

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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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He fits right in with his crowd why is everyone so shocked?


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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They convicted the dirtbag's ass all the same.


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Re: Politician fucks underage secretary, gets reelected [Re: s240779]
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I'm telling you that you are wrong. Someone 21 or older cannot have sex with someone UNDER 17. People UNDER 17, as young as 13, are allowed to have sex with people no more than 4 years older than them. So a 16 year old can have sex with a 20 year old, but not a 21 year old. Once you are 17 it doesn't matter, you can have sex with anyone 13 or older.


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