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SEATTLE -- Officers were initially confused why the victim of a violent robbery would run off before they were able to return his stolen backpack. But, a bunch of hallucinogenic mushrooms reportedly cleared that confusion up real quick.
According to the Seattle Police Department, a plainclothes officer saw four youths kicking and punching a male victim then taking his backpack Saturday afternoon in downtown Seattle.

Officers arrived and arrested the suspects, but the victim ran off before they could return his backpack, according to police.

Officers opened the bag hoping to find something that would allow them to return it. Instead, they reportedly found a large amount of magic mushrooms.

The four suspects were booked into King County Youth Services Center for investigation of robbery.

Officers will not be returning the victim's backpack to him.

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koods said:

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Xero1 said:

Officers will not be returning the victim's backpack to him.

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No way -- really?  They won't be returning his backpack full of magic mushrooms to him??  What a crock.  I'd say that it's about time for the victim to file some serious complaints with the officers' superiors and request that they:

1.  Immediately fire the officers who refuse to return the victim's backpack full of magic mushrooms to him (with the officially-stated reason for firing the officers being that 'the officers in question were being completely and entirely 'unshroomy' with their refusal to return the backpack and -- also -- just simply ARE completely and entirely 'unshroomy' in every way', and that is simply unacceptable).

2.  Immediately replace the fired officers with 'shroomy officers'.

3.  Have one -- or more -- of the 'shroomy officers' return the victim's backpack full of magic mushrooms to him -- no questions asked.

4.  Have one -- or more -- of the 'shroomy officers' ask the victim to share his magic mushrooms with them and both the victim -- and the officers -- can experience a life-changing experience together, which will convince the tripping 'shroomy officers' to join the Shroomery Forums and quit their jobs so that they can post all day and all night -- every day.

5.  Once convinced of the amazing -- and incredible -- world of magic mushrooms, each of the previously-hired (and now unemployed) 'shroomy officers' can fill THEIR backpacks with magic mushrooms, only to become victims themselves and -- at first -- have currently-employed (but 'entirely-unshroomy') officers refuse to return their backpacks to them, only to have the unemployed 'shroomy officers from the past' file some serious complaints to the 'unshroomy officer's / officers' superiors and going right to Step 1 above ('Immediately fire the officers', etc.) and going one-by-one until reaching Step 5, at which point -- once having reached the last thing to do in Step 5, go back -- yet again -- to Step 1, etc. etc. etc. (and let it never end!)

What do you think?

Amphetamine Viper said:

^^^ I am not sure if my above post makes any sense at all, but it made sense perfect sense to me when I was writing it.

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Herbologist said:

Amphetamine Viper said:

^^^ I am not sure if my above post makes any sense at all, but it made sense perfect sense to me when I was writing it.

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tl;dr

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Herbologist said:

Amphetamine Viper said:

^^^ I am not sure if my above post makes any sense at all, but it made sense perfect sense to me when I was writing it.

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tl;dr

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I am assuming you are replying to my post with the '5 steps to success with only a backpack full of magic mushrooms' and not to the second post (the one you quoted above).

The '5 steps' do take a little bit of time to read entirely, but I feel that -- so long as the reader is patient -- it is worth the read.

Webster10 said:

Herbologist said:

Amphetamine Viper said:

^^^ I am not sure if my above post makes any sense at all, but it made sense perfect sense to me when I was writing it.

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tl;dr

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How I feel about 99% of her posts

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I pretty much always have a lot to say about everything I think about, as I have a very expressive and complex and seemingly-endless thought-train / manner of thinking and way of expressing myself compared to most individuals, and -- unfortunately -- that doesn't work for many of the individuals who try to read my posts / replies or just don't start in the first place.

Still -- I believe in always saying all of what I have to say and always saying all of what I want to say (instead of saying less to benefit those who aren't patient enough to read my posts / replies).

koods said:

None of your steps require surrendering your free will to a higher power.

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I have already sworn my soul to the Lord God Almighty not long ago (being as I am a Christian and that I felt that it was appropriate for myself to do).  Thank God!!