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Sex with the Devil
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Quick question...Would you have sex with the devil? Both men and women, I mean if he represents your desires...then wouldn't he shapeshift and come as the perfect man/woman? and consequentley wouldn't he be amazing at sex?
Just wondering :naughty:

:devil:


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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and have rosemary's baby, no


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: Mescalean] * 1
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Sex with the devil would be really HOT!


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision] * 2
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I have
She sucks
You can have her


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: fee]
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I swear this girl I dated is. After  she spread gono to like 11 different dudes,she cried "rape" on some guy after he decided not to give her free pills anymore...


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: Patlal]
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Nope. Because that would mean there is an afterlife and I'm no expert but I think fucking the devil is a guaranteed place in hell :lol:


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: ChasingBliss]
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But you would be his bitch and rule the underworld :devil::devil::devil::devil:

Imagine the abstract sexual positions the devil knows :naughty:


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision] * 1
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All I can think about now is Elizebeth Hurley in 'Bedazzled'.


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Rocks speak to me, and tell me this:
The Hell Creek formation is a gigantic slab of rocks that covers several western states. It contains an account of the dinosaurs' demise.  In the late Cretaceous period, the first Cannabis species appear, and soon after, all the non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. Obviously, marihuana killed the dinosaurs. That giant meteor that smacked the yucatan peninsula right afterwards, coincidence.

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: Rockhound]
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I just youtubed her...she can make me her bitch anytime :naughty:


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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i had sex with the devil in a dream one time..she was definitely hot.

and then these like huge guard looking dudes came and drug her off of me and into the shadows and i saw her turn into the succubus she was..

8/10 would bang again


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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The devil doesn't ask for sex. The devil rapes you.

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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Sohpie dee reminds me of her... Huh, finely put the pornstar to their thinner celeb look alike


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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uhh... hell no? I most certainly would not have sex with the devil, it sounds like a surefire way to get burnt, and in a place that you really don't want to catch fire.

Also, spiritually it would be an epic fail. Like, i suppose it's possible to have sex with 'the devil' and still maintain positive progress as an individual, but it could get on top of one way too easily. We're talkin' major negative karma

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: Chakra Shock]
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Rorge said:
The devil doesn't ask for sex. The devil rapes you.



:laugh2:


Chakra Shock said:
uhh... hell no? I most certainly would not have sex with the devil, it sounds like a surefire way to get burnt, and in a place that you really don't want to catch fire.

Also, spiritually it would be an epic fail. Like, i suppose it's possible to have sex with 'the devil' and still maintain positive progress as an individual, but it could get on top of one way too easily. We're talkin' major negative karma



That's very true, I mean the spiritual pathway would be hard to maintain, in fact I think it would be impossible. In any case, if you had sex with him, I don't think God would be too happy.

Ahh, one has desires, does one not? :sad:

But to have sex with the devil probably means joining some sort of satanic cult which is most likely too much effort.

The Abrahamic Devil is scary though :thataintright:
I would probably shit myself before he came anywhere near.


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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I'd fuck loki fo sho


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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: twighead]
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If lust is a sin that means the devil is good at it. The devil would probably give the best head possible. Best sex. Sounds like a load worth blowing.

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: larry.fisherman]
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:rolleyes: lol this thread made my day!
I'd definitely give it a go...

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I know right! I'm letting my sexual fantasies get carried away...
I'm wondering though, I mean sex isn't fully a sin is it?
I mean there's marital sex isn't there?
But then again you'd probably have to sell your soul, which is a big nono  :nono:

O' the pleasures of the human body  :facepalm3:

P.S I'm not a hedonist, although the contrary may be apparent :naughty:


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Edited by BreathlessVision (10/11/14 10:23 PM)

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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nope. I've seen what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

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Re: Sex with the Devil [Re: BreathlessVision]
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I do not believe that sex is inherently a sin.

In fact, sex is an act which often brings people closer together in intimate, loving ways.
In that way, it's an amazing tool for broadening one's perspective,
and it can be immensely energizing, which can aid on a spiritual quest.

I don't mean that this means sex should be sought after all the times no matter the cost,
but simply that when it is a part of one's life, it can be a very positive thing.
Love sex while i'm a part of it, let it go when i'm not.

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