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This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle.
#8443092 - 05/25/08 08:52 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Somebody's had too much jenkem.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/news/news2.html
What could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.
Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.
According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. “The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja,” said the source.
Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said.
When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass. She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her.
When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital.
“She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear,” he said. In another development, at least five people have been confirmed dead while four others were said to be receiving medical treatment following a suspected cult clash in Aluu, one of the host communities of the University of Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
Nigerian Tribune gathered from sources around UNIPORT that the clash, which led to the loss of lives and injury to others, was between two cult groups; Vikings and Black Axe Confraternity, a spill over of the struggle between the two cult groups on the RSUST campus, Port Harcourt.
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#8443108 - 05/25/08 09:13 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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wtf?
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Limes]
#8443113 - 05/25/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol, Nigerians.
-------------------- Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (•_•) <) )~ ANTIFA / \ \(•_•) ( (> SUPER / \ (•_•) <) )> SOLDIERS / \
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#8443149 - 05/25/08 09:49 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Alrighty then!
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ShiVersblood
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: creekfreek]
#8443174 - 05/25/08 10:08 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Omg shapeshifters thats insane
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: ShiVersblood]
#8443184 - 05/25/08 10:14 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'ma go start a cult in Nigeria. People that gullible need me as a leader.
A couple a talking robot snakes and I would be the king of Nigeria.
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#8443194 - 05/25/08 10:20 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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What else is there to do in a Nigeria than dub heavily into occult?
BH u got MSN buddy?
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Jalruza]
#8443207 - 05/25/08 10:30 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh those silly negro's are at it again.
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: blewmeanie]
#8443217 - 05/25/08 10:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love how the woman was pretending to be confused after being run over by a motorcycle and having a mob of people come at her claiming she was a magic cat.
What's confusing about that?
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: blewmeanie]
#8443218 - 05/25/08 10:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Jalruza]
#8443219 - 05/25/08 10:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't do the MSN.
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#8443263 - 05/25/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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So Africa is pretty much America circa 1650.
Except instead of witch trials they just run them over with motorcycles.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Re: This just in: Nigerian shapeshifting catwoman hit by motorcycle. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#8443351 - 05/25/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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How far we've come...
-------------------- No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction. For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder. Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
 
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