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FRUIT FLY INFESTATION
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DIIIIEEEEEE FRUIT FLYYYYYYYYYY

well, lately there's been what I thought were a few gnats flying around wreaking havoc, invading my breeding ground


I thought, eh, whatever..a gnat or 2 ain't nothin' buta thang..


but then I start to see more and more..I noticed they like the trash can.
Alright, I'll just take that fucker outside and escort the little bastards out

fine, good..


next couple days, I notice the fam happens to be back in town

wtf? go away.


repeat of last time..




then something happened..I learned that these are no ordinary flies

..I went to grab a clementine out of my fruit bowl..

HOLY SHIT PEARL HARBOR, FRUIT FLY EDITION

THE SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN HERE, I SRSLY BACKED THE FUCK UP


I was fucking amazed yet I felt extremely violated..who do these FLIES think they are?

I let them in MY HOME and leave them be, and what do they do?? they start fucking multiplying and multiplying, just taking over the fort



NO, NO, NO

one day prior to their attack, I had left a glass of orange juice on the counter and realized they were quite attracted to it


so, I say..aye, ya know what? let me just leave this right here...



hours later, the thing has about 13 little soldiers chilling hard on the sides of the glass
some of the dumb asses decided to go for a swim in it


I hate killing things, but this is just over the line

they've overstayed their welcome
it's time for these fuckers to GTFO

I went and bought some apple cider vinegar, put some saran wrap over it and cut some holes in it





take that, motherfuckers


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
    #20375551 -

white vinegar + dish soap in a bowl


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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
    #20375559 -

best of luck with that problem :smirk:

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20375562 -

:randy2:

wth does that mean


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20375569 -

OH, I GET IT. WHAT? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE KARMA OR SOMETHING FOR HOOKING UP WITH THAT DUDE'S WIFE?

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, OKAY??/ NOTHING!!


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
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I feelya man over the last week they have been terrorizing my house those FUCKING BASTARDS


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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #20375905 -

man wheres the damn fruit flys when you need some

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20375991 -

Leave a margarita or some orange juice out over night.
They will drown themselves in bliss.


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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but that would be a waste of orange juice =)

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
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Nothing goes to waste in the circle of life :peace:


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #20376006 -

You got that right,

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
    #20376329 -

.

Edited by spore baby (12/13/14 04:24 AM)

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: spore baby]
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that they did

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
    #20376341 -

.

Edited by spore baby (12/13/14 04:24 AM)

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: spore baby]
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this is the new stuff

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
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twighead said:
white vinegar + dish soap in a bowl


Fruit fly trap


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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: Shroomism]
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SMACK

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: somethinginfinite]
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Pour bleach down your drains and don't leave beer cans around. :shrug:


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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: r00tuuu123]
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yeah, I did the bleach thing to wipe out their harvest..assholes

I found a nice amount of them swimming when I got home today, but this war isn't over.



it's only just begun..


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: FRUIT FLY INFESTATION [Re: shadyy]
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buthrt


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