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Alligator
    #2022365 - 10/19/03 11:20 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun,
Lyin' by the river just like he usually done.
Call for his whiskey, he can call for his tea,
Call all he want to, but he can't call for me.

Oh no! I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.
Creepy alligator coming all around the bend,
Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends,
I checked my memory and I checked it quick, yes I will.
I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick.

Oh no! Well I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.

Sailin' down the river in an old canoe,
A bunch of and an old tennis shoe.
Out of the river all ugly and green,
Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen!

Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out,
Contracted the union, put the beggars to rout.
Screamin' and yellin', he was pickin' his chops,
He never runs he just stumbles and hops.
Just out of prison on ten dollars bail,
Mumblin' bitches and waggin' his tail.


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Re: Alligator [Re: Ripple]
    #2022372 - 10/19/03 11:23 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i like alligators. :laugh:

am i allowed to post a pic of a person being cut out of a dead alligator's stomach? it's a bit 'out there' - you probably would be too shocked  :blush: 


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Re: Alligator [Re: shirley knott]
    #2022388 - 10/19/03 11:30 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like it deserves it's own thread!

Maybe we can have a Alligator day here in the Pub!


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Re: Alligator [Re: Ripple]
    #2022404 - 10/19/03 11:42 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

It's a good thing alligators usually don't gnaw on electrical cords. :thumbup: 


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Re: Alligator [Re: Ripple]
    #2022409 - 10/19/03 11:45 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I remember the last "Gator" day back when that idiot was yacking about how Jerry and Gilmour were crappy guitarist...I dont think he has been back since we devoured him.. :cool:
Im still pissed at that little idiot :mad:


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Re: Alligator [Re: OldSpice]
    #2022414 - 10/19/03 11:48 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Did that happen on an Alligator day?


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Re: Alligator [Re: Ripple]
    #2022420 - 10/19/03 11:51 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yeh i believe it was...Remember when you told pants to keep his dirty ass out of the PUB? ...That was classic :smile:


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Re: Alligator [Re: OldSpice]
    #2022427 - 10/19/03 11:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

As long as he complied, which he did, I don't like being a cop I like to enjoy The Pub. Just dont be and asshole around here cause you won't last long :wink: 


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Re: Alligator [Re: Ripple]
    #2022440 - 10/19/03 12:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

well, you asked for it -


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Re: Alligator [Re: shirley knott]
    #2022442 - 10/19/03 12:09 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Wow.....look at the size of that monster!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Alligator [Re: shirley knott]
    #2022445 - 10/19/03 12:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

That wasnt necessary...*me pukes*


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Re: Alligator [Re: shirley knott]
    #2022802 - 10/19/03 04:09 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

shirley knott said:
well, you asked for it -





is that gator soup?
our crocs get to 6-7metres in oz.


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Re: Alligator [Re: shirley knott]
    #2022857 - 10/19/03 04:35 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

psssssst.....thats a crocodile, not an alligator :smirk: 


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Re: Alligator [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2022991 - 10/19/03 05:39 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: 


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Re: Alligator [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2023170 - 10/19/03 06:47 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BluMonkee said:
psssssst.....thats a crocodile, not an alligator :smirk: 



Either way it is nasty... :crazy:


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Texas is humongus compared to France
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Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


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Re: Alligator [Re: OldSpice]
    #2023193 - 10/19/03 06:55 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

those crazy drug smugglers, puttin' their junk up some guys ass and feedin' him to an alligator to get past customs :shake: what will they think of next :wink:   


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