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 We should ban alligators 
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I mean they serve no purpose. They kill kids. And they drown them. We should have stricter rules when owning one. My children are 6 and 10 and it could have been them.
If you own an alligator you should be more careful. Poor 2 yr old boy that got snatched from disney world.
Lets all discuss this in a civil manner. Im gonna have to call and consult Donald Trump on this.
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I hate them too
Watch this video of a hippopotamus body slamming a croc/gator
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ferrel_human
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Sanguin3]
#23349108 - 06/15/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said:
Dont even get me started on the dumbass parents of that kid. Fucking idiots.
I said the same thing. Kinda like the death of Harambe.
Speaking of which maybe we should ban gorillas why we are at it too.
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Sanguin3]
#23349116 - 06/15/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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I like crocs/gators, they're cool, they're ancient and resilient.
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Sanguin3 said:
Dont even get me started on the dumbass parents of that kid. Fucking idiots.
This is the real issue, stupid fucking parents. We should ban stupid parents, better yet we should make a coliseum where we can throw the shitty parents to croc/gators gladiator style.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Quote:
We should have stricter rules when owning one.
Alligators are actually very illegal to own without proper permits.
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Lucis]
#23349120 - 06/15/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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dinosaurs man
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I need to go to walmart and pick up a gator killing gorilla to protect my guns.
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Lucis] 3
#23349123 - 06/15/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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whoever snitches on an alligator eating a human child is a low-life. snitches get fuckin stitches. feed kids to the alligators and beat up anyone who tells on u
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save the dinosaurs!
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Quote:
ferrel_human said:
I mean they serve no purpose. They kill kids.
I've already banned them
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23349141 - 06/15/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
ferrel_human said:
I mean they serve no purpose. They kill kids.
I've already banned them
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Alexestalex]
#23349144 - 06/15/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alexestalex said:
I hate them too
Watch this video of a hippopotamus body slamming a croc/gator
(Fast forward to 39 seconds)
shroomapotamuses are some cranky fuckers
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If Disney wasn't a gun free zone someone could have shot the kid before the gator got him.
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23349172 - 06/15/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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WHAT DID YOU SAYYYY1!?!/1!?! 
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I thought the Jurassic Park experience was at Universal.
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Quote:
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I thought the Jurassic Park experience was at Universal.
it's in 5D
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23349257 - 06/15/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23349273 - 06/15/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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You think someone owns that alligator OP? Your logic makes no sense. Also Gators are hunted regularly. Can't just make them extinct because bad things happen.Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
That's just awful
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: my3rdeye]
#23349293 - 06/15/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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my3rdeye said:
If Disney wasn't a gun free zone someone could have shot the kid before the gator got him.
Yeah let's petition that and see where the next mass shooting is.
Anyway, OP I was kind of pissed off when I heard this story. I have two kids of my own. The story goes that multiple people had their hands on this fucking gator, like pick it up retards, pull it's eyeballs out of it's head, something. If my kid goes down with that thing I'm going with it! I'll fucking drown.
The real wild thing about this is it will get significantly worse if those nile crocodiles bred.
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Quote:
Seriously_trippin said:
You think someone owns that alligator OP? Your logic makes no sense. Also Gators are hunted regularly. Can't just make them extinct because bad things happen.Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
That's just awful
better?
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Re: We should ban alligators [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23349360 - 06/16/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Troll thread..but how about dem 'gators make their own decisions. Guns dont.
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Lets just ban the inventor of alligators. 
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