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drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile
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The 36-year-old had just been kicked out of a pub when he decided to seek more entertainment in the crocodile enclosure at Broome zoo.

After failing to arouse the interest of the 1,800lb beast with offers of a bottle of beer, he opted to climb onto the saltwater crocodile's back.


full story here


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Edited by Muppet (07/13/10 07:27 PM)

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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bump


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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"A drunk Australian is lucky to be alive after trying to ride a 16ft crocodile."

:lol:

Headline says it all.

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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Not really worth bumping, man.. kind of a stupid news piece lol.

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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Fucking awesome :lol:


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ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
Not really worth bumping, man.. kind of a stupid news piece lol.


It's the pub dude, this is exactly the kind of news people talk about in pubs.

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: fazdazzle]
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Reminds me of the film Altered States


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: AcidTG]
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Hah I like the fact that he was kicked out of a pub for being drunk.  Then thought it would be a good idea to ride a crocodile.  :rofl2:


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"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
"And why did that upset you?"
"My name is Susan."

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: cryptic_pickle]
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Beats trying to get a cab home from the pub


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
Not really worth bumping, man.. kind of a stupid news piece lol.


I dunno...I thought it was pretty comical  :shrug:

besides - only reason I bumped it was because most people that come to this site are usually here in the evenings, and I was just trying to make sure that they'd have the chance to see it

think of it as my little way of bringing a smile to somebody's face after a long day at work  :cheers:


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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:ilold:

He is pretty damn lucky to be alive. I wonder what was going through this guys mind when he decided to do this.


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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Apparently he had chunks taken out of his leg

He didn't get away scotch free. Yikes. What a fucking moron

He must of pretty drunk

Every sense in me says "fighting a crocodile is a death wish, trying to ride one is even dumber, both are almost suicide, RUN AWAY"

Yet...alcohol made him do it?

:lol:

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Vibes]
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He is pretty damn lucky to be alive.


That's all it is, luck.

If a croc wants you dead and gets a hold of you, not a single chance... they're not like shark attacks, you can't win.

You guys should youtube "death rolls" :sun:

IMO he must have just pissed it off and it was like "GTFO out of here", not really in the mood.

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
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He is pretty damn lucky to be alive.


That's all it is, luck.

If a croc wants you dead and gets a hold of you, not a single chance... they're not like shark attacks, you can't win.

You guys should youtube "death rolls" :sun:

IMO he must have just pissed it off and it was like "GTFO out of here", not really in the mood.


That isn't completely true

If he rips off a limb, you have just enough time to get the fuck out of there

But yeah, unless he decides to kill you first and do the famous croc roll, then you're fucked. (which happens to 90%+ of large animals that come in its mouth)

But yeah, you are right, it is MOSTLY luck :tongue2:

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: feifen]
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There's a difference between a nice croc at the zoo though and a wild one in a dirty creek in outback Aus :thumbup:

The wild ones drag you underwater THEN deathroll, combo of drowning and ripping your body apart :thumbup:

Do you guys have crocs in the US? Or only alligators?

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
If a croc wants you dead and gets a hold of you, not a single chance... they're not like shark attacks, you can't win.



Oh man I saw Steve Irwin talking on the panel about when a croc came out of the water and bit his arm, then dragged him in the water.  Apparently all crocs
teeth point backwards so whatever it bites can only go with the grain of its teeth.  So what does steve do?  He shoves his arm further down the crocs throat
and starts scratching the inside of its throat. :lol:  Man I wish I could find the footage of him talking about it, but it was a few years ago...  But
basically yeah unless you're Steve Irwin then you're done for.

I'm pretty sure the US only has alligators.  Africa and Australia have crocs - Australian ones are the biggest :thumbup:


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"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
"And why did that upset you?"
"My name is Susan."

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Muppet]
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Props to that guy. :rofl:


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: The_Ghost]
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HE LIVES?!


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: feifen]
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feifen said:
(which happens to 90%+ of large animals that come in its mouth)



:omgz:

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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
feifen said:
(which happens to 90%+ of large animals that come in its mouth)



:omgz:



thats what she said :highfive:


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Re: drunk man breaks into the zoo late at night to ride a crocodile [Re: learningtofly]
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:highfive:  :awebig:


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