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why do crocodiles walk so gayly? 3
#23522314 - 08/08/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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they always walk like they just got their nails done
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23522316 - 08/08/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why you talking shit about crocodiles? I guarantee if you got in a fight with a crocodile it would kick your ass.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#23522332 - 08/08/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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why are you defending crocodiles? are you a crocodile?
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23522335 - 08/08/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno I just think that crocodiles dont walk gayly, I think they are some badass creatures. You should see a crocodile run, they can book it.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#23522344 - 08/08/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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they run gayly too
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket] 1
#23522351 - 08/08/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket] 1
#23522358 - 08/08/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I heard on National Geographic that crocs try to act as gay as they can so they can throw potential prey off and come off as non-threatening
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23522363 - 08/08/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?
its so they cant masturbate
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Niffla said: I heard on National Geographic that crocs try to act as gay as they can so they can throw potential prey off and come off as non-threatening
well its working i would fucking punch one of those ponces right in the fucking face for walking so gay
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#23522367 - 08/08/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods]
#23522379 - 08/08/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?
cuz hes a bitch.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods]
#23522393 - 08/08/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice koodsy
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: SunnyD] 4
#23522419 - 08/08/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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thanks koods thread over everyone go home
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cuz hes a bitch.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] 5
#23522698 - 08/08/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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prehistoric crocodiles used to be able to fucking gallop
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23522704 - 08/08/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.
I think humans should move to eating crocodiles and alligators and move closer to exterminating, they're basically like a leaner version of chicken and they make wonderful shoes and wallets.
If I were in Florida I would probably be a gator hunter for fun first, for food next, and for profit third.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23522713 - 08/08/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.
Why?
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis]
#23522737 - 08/08/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well I mean they are truly apex killing machines, motherfuckers essentially are dinosaurs.
I think they're pretty cool looking though. You can go saltwater croc diving off mexico, seems like since they mainly feed at the surface, you're safer underwater with 'em.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
#23522753 - 08/08/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.
I think humans should move to eating crocodiles and alligators and move closer to exterminating, they're basically like a leaner version of chicken and they make wonderful shoes and wallets.
If I were in Florida I would probably be a gator hunter for fun first, for food next, and for profit third.
Same with iguanas. Although they aren't scary, they are just annoying.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis]
#23522754 - 08/08/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fennario said:
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Crystal G said: Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.
Why?
Precisely, pirate blues has it on point, they're godless marauding killing machines. Those mofuckas think they're at the top of the food chain, naw foo I'mma blast your ass and cook it over the fire.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
#23522772 - 08/08/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What about dog birds?
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: goop]
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods] 2
#23522791 - 08/08/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23522824 - 08/08/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't really have any experience with crocs, but gators are cool. If you leave them alone they will leave you alone. I do a lazy river all the time that has gators in it and they have never tried to bite me. They do walk gayly, but it works for them. They are incredibly fast
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla]
#23523045 - 08/08/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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koods said: Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?
cuz hes a bitch.


T-Rexes are chickens!!
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
#23523121 - 08/08/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't listen to a metal song for 14 mins straight, sorry... yet again one with that kind of album cover. XD
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T-Rexes are chickens!!
No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods] 2
#23523190 - 08/08/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?
I think you know the answer
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: goop] 2
#23523194 - 08/08/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh no you didn't.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis] 1
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23523249 - 08/08/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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The Cheshire Cat said:

T-Rexes are chickens!!
No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken
Damn just imagine what humans will be in the next hundreds of billions of years, we'll probably be servants and fertilizer feed for whales as they rule the entire kingdom.
Those of who are lucky might get to be the beloved pet of an alien, but in exchange we'll have to perform tricks that they think are cute and stupid like gymnastics routines and playing the trombone in order to get our next meal.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
#23523268 - 08/08/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Niffla said:
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The Cheshire Cat said:

T-Rexes are chickens!!
No offense to chickens, but it must really have sucked hard to go from arguably the most dominant predator on the planet...to being demoted to a gotdamn chicken
Damn just imagine what humans will be in the next hundreds of billions of years, we'll probably be servants and fertilizer feed for whales as they rule out kingdom.
Those of who are lucky might get to be the beloved pet of an alien, but in exchange we'll have to perform tricks that they think are cute and stupid like gymnastics routines and playing the trombone in order to get our next meal.
Humans might look something like this...
this is the best body to survive a high speed crash, soon humans will evolve(through natural selection) to look something like this... so they can survive future car accidents
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What about sexual attraction, man?! Aint nobody gonna give that highly evolved speedracer a romp in the sack. I bet we're just going to get sexier and sexier, but eventually there will be a tipping point where we're so saturated with sexy people that the human race will finally start reading books again.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Chakra Shock] 1
#23523313 - 08/08/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chakra Shock said: What about sexual attraction, man?! Aint nobody gonna give that highly evolved being a romp in the sack. I bet we're just going to get sexier and sexier, but eventually there will be a tipping point where we're so saturated with sexy people that the human race will finally start reading books again.
What you find "sexual" is all subjective to the hardwiring of your brain, and the human brain will most likely adapt and it will release dopamine for images like this
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I dunnnoooooo, somethin about mr. pringle lock spicket up there just aint doin' it for me. Even if he could survive a super high speed car crash. In fact, the car-crash surviving people of the future are going to be less likely to incite a sexual revolution than they are a hollywood revolution as stunt doubles. Think of the possibilities!!
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
#23523435 - 08/08/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
Quote:
Fennario said:
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Crystal G said: Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.
Why?
Precisely, pirate blues has it on point, they're godless marauding killing machines. Those mofuckas think they're at the top of the food chain, naw foo I'mma blast your ass and cook it over the fire.
i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss. please film it, please
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: demiu5]
#23523450 - 08/08/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hear Disney world has the baddest aligators around!
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hostileuniverse said: I hear Disney world has the baddest aligators around!
i hear parents like to place their children within reach of alligators at disney world, as opposed to buying a handful of meat-pellets from a machine to toss them
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: demiu5]
#23523490 - 08/08/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss. please film it, please
What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?
Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
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i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss. please film it, please
What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?
Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.
no, i think it's going to eat your ass despite you carrying a firearm
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23523511 - 08/08/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude, no no no, a gun has absolutely no style when fighting wild animals. Battle Axe or gtfo.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Chakra Shock]
#23523593 - 08/08/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?
Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.
no, i think it's going to eat your ass despite you carrying a firearm
Well that is also entirely possible, I would never approach one up close, as I mentioned I am AFRAID of them for good reason. I would shoot one if I saw it from afar though, is that so wrong, as long as I use it for meat and sell the rest of its skin and other organs, what's the issue? I doubt crocs even feel emotions anywhere near the complexities of mammals anyway.
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
#23523640 - 08/08/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crocs are like puppies, except without fur
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
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demiu5 said:
i can't wait until your skinny, annoying ass gets eaten by a croc as you're trying to show it who's boss. please film it, please
What, you think I'm going to fight a fucking crocodile with my bare hands?
Are you fucking stupid, gator hunters in Florida shoot the gator in the head with a gun and kill it that way.
they're pussies... you're not a pussy are you
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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23523898 - 08/09/16 02:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You want them to walk better on land? I dunno if that's a wise thing to wish for.
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