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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: fapjack]
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crocodiles ain't shiet


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Soulidarity]
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:bigyesnod:Till he sat down on a chair and felt something wet and sticky on his leg....


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Gotlib] * 1
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Butt-Head said:
the problem is not liquor... its the retard the tried to ride a croc... drunk or not its his fault and its really funny !



the problem is the crocodile, it was sitting there taunting him, daring him to
take a ride, probably even lied and said it wouldnt bite him, I be that croc
was drunker than that guy, crocs are some mean drunks

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Butt-Head said:
the problem is not liquor... its the retard the tried to ride a croc... drunk or not its his fault and its really funny !



the problem is the crocodile, it was sitting there taunting him, daring him to
take a ride, probably even lied and said it wouldnt bite him, I be that croc
was drunker than that guy, crocs are some mean drunks



Never trust a a crocodile's smile aye pris?

Scorpion and frog story.


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Edited by Bentsen (11/19/12 08:04 AM)

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Bentsen]
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Let's all just take the time to visualize exactly how long 16 feet is.


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Let's all just take the time to visualize exactly how long 16 feet is.



5 meter SALTWATER croc!!!! You just dont fuck with a salty, at any size.

proper story with news clip
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/drunk-man-takes-on-fatso-the-crocodile-20100713-108cr.html


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Let's all just take the time to visualize exactly how long 16 feet is.



I've seen alligators that were 16 feet, dozens of gators sunning themselves on
the bank of a canal near Cape Canaveral. I'm the dumbass that went down to get
a few good pictures of them

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Gators are nothing on a croc boy, believe you me.
Cunts are willing to swimming with gators during daylight but you dare not make a splash if there a croc about son.

Its partly our fault but i see the reasoning behind the cause of most wild aiumals who have no fear of humans and see us a meal.


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Saltys and Freshies can grow way past 15ft. One the reason i wont visit the kimberlys again. Beautiful place, breathtaking but also the cros you see are immense. Im not easi;y intimidated by animals but when they try to board the boat at night......

Search/Watch Some Malcom Douglas ( best aussie bushman in me eyes) docos/shows. Such a loss due to heart attack whist driving along in the NT outback.


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Edited by Bentsen (11/19/12 09:42 AM)

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Bentsen]
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Bentsen said:
Gators are nothing on a croc boy, believe you me.
Cunts are willing to swimming with gators during daylight but you dare not make a splash if there a croc about son.



yeah, we already understand the need for critters in australia to be so much
more dangerous than anywhere else in the world even though a croc and a gator
have the same temperament, with gators you dont even have to make a splash,
they go airborne for their food




and yes, gators get to 20 feet as well


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Im really to intoxicated to thoroughly research and include pics for your piece of mind.
Saltys will jump for birds and other tree dwelling mammals. all you have to do is enter the space and your dinner to them. They launch aboard boats whos sides are not at regulation length for QLD,NT,WA and SA. Known to bump and tip tinnys for a feast or 2.
An agitated croc wil snap than release like a shark testing its food but if provoked it will take you in one bite, drag you under and drown you or rip you apart via their death role

Gators are more placid unless provoked compared to a salty croc who will be the protagonist/aggressor in all cases.
Freshies will mainly choose flight but some do fight.

Australia's Croc numbers are to immense to get a measurement on the biggest but research shows they are getting bigger by the generation.


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Bentsen]
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Bentsen said:
Saltys will jump for birds and other tree dwelling mammals.





which shows they have the same mentality as alligators. if they're well fed
they arent much of an issue unless they just dont like you being there

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Bentsen]
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Alligators are generally timid towards humans and tend to walk or swim away if one approaches. This has led some people to the practice of approaching alligators and their nests in a manner that may provoke the animals into attacking. In the state of Florida, it is illegal to feed wild alligators at any time. If fed, the alligators will eventually lose their fear of humans and will learn to associate humans with food, thereby becoming a greater danger to people.





http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8764313/Australian-Cassius-Clay-named-biggest-crocodile-in-captivity.html

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Crocodiles are ambush hunters, waiting for fish or land animals to come close, then rushing out to attack. As cold-blooded predators, they have a very slow metabolism, so they can survive long periods without food. Despite their appearance of being slow, crocodiles are top predators in their environment, and various species have been observed attacking and killing sharks.







Croc in action

Salty jumping

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In northern Australia (which includes the northernmost parts of the Northern Territory, Western Australia and Queensland) the Saltwater Crocodile is thriving, particularly in the multiple river systems near Darwin (such as the Adelaide, Mary and Daly Rivers, along with their adjacent billabongs and estuaries) where large (6 metre +) individuals are not uncommon. The Saltwater Crocodile population in Australia is estimated at somewhere between 100,000 and 200,000 adults. In Australia, the species co-exists with the smaller, narrow-snouted Johnston's or freshwater crocodile.

The saltwater crocodile is an opportunistic apex predator capable of taking nearly any animal that enters its territory, either in the water or on dry land. Like most crocodilians, they are unpicky eaters who readily vary their prey selection based on availability but are not voracious eaters, as they are able to survive on relatively little food for a prolonged period. The Saltwater crocodile may take animals of almost any variety as it becomes available to them and, due to the enormous power and size of the species, it may take the broadest of prey species of any modern crocodilian.
Juveniles are restricted to smaller animals such as insects, amphibians, crustaceans, small reptiles, and fish. The larger the animal grows, the greater the variety of animals it includes in its diet, although relatively small aquatic prey (especially fish) make up an important part of the diet even in adults. Large adult saltwater crocodiles can potentially eat any animal within their range, including monkeys, kangaroos, wild boar, dingos, snakes, turtles, goannas, birds, domestic livestock, pets, humans, water buffalo, gaurs, bats, and even sharks
They are dominant over other crocodilians, regularly outcompeting them and occasionally killing and eating other species, as has been recorded largely with freshwater crocodiles in Australia.
In 2011 a large saltwater crocodile killed a Bengal tiger when the tiger was crossing a river – the only known attack of this kind. Domestic cattle, horses, water buffalo, and gaur, all of which may weigh over a ton, are considered the largest prey taken by male crocodiles. Perhaps the Asian elephant and the Asian rhinoceros species are the only non-marine animal in this species' range that this crocodile has not been known to predate. They are known to attack humans who enter their territory.

Generally very lethargic – a trait which helps it survive months at a time without food – it typically loiters in the water or basks in the sun through much of the day, preferring to hunt at night. Saltwater crocodiles can swim at 15 to 18 miles per hour (6.7 to 8.0 m/s) in short bursts, around three times as fast as the fastest human swimmers, but when cruising they usually go at 2 to 3 mph (0.9 to 1.3 m/s). Saltwater crocodiles are capable of explosive bursts of speed when launching an attack from the water, but stories of crocodiles being faster than a race horse for short distances across land are little more than urban legend. At the water's edge, however, where they can combine propulsion from both feet and tail, their speed can be considerable, though eyewitness accounts are rare. (I WONDER WHY}

It usually waits for its prey to get close to the water's edge before striking, using its great strength to drag the animal back into the water. Many prey animals are killed by the impact of the great jaw pressure of the crocodile, although some animals are killed by drowning after the crocodile has pulled them into the water.[39] It is an extremely powerful animal; in one case, a one-tonne Suffolk stallion known to haul over two tonnes was pulled into water to its demise by a large male crocodile. A large crocodile can crush a full-grown bovid's skull between its jaws. Its typical hunting technique is known as the "death roll": it grabs onto the animal and rolls powerfully. This throws any struggling large animal off balance, making it easier to drag it into the water. Like all crocodilians, the sharp but peg-like teeth are well suited to seize and kill various prey, but they are not well-suited to tearing flesh off of large prey items as is the dentition of many mammalian carnivores or the hooked bills of raptorial birds. Whereas prey such as fish and crabs are swallowed whole, larger prey of the Saltwater crocodile are thrashed around after they're killed, often either in a "death roll"-like action or by being flung back and forth in the air, until a limb or chunk of flesh dislodges and can be swallowed.

While adults have no natural predators, baby saltwater crocodiles may fall prey to monitor lizards, predatory fish, various aquatic and raptorial birds, larger crocodiles and other predators. Juveniles may also fall prey to tigers and leopards in certain parts of their range, although encounters between these predators are rare and cats are likely to usually avoid areas with saltwater crocodiles. In one case, in the Sundarbans region, a tiger was reportedly hit in the face with the tail of a "small crocodile" of this species, drawing blood, but then the big cat turned on the reptile pawing it about the face, flipping it over and tearing open its belly




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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Bentsen said:
Saltys will jump for birds and other tree dwelling mammals.





which shows they have the same mentality as alligators.



That's some fairly flawed logic. Because we will jump to reach food does that mean we have the same mentality of a gator/Croc? its Eveloution and adaption at work.


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Bentsen said:
Gators are nothing on a croc boy, believe you me.
Cunts are willing to swimming with gators during daylight but you dare not make a splash if there a croc about son.



yeah, we already understand the need for critters in australia to be so much
more dangerous than anywhere else in the world even though a croc and a gator
have the same temperament, with gators you dont even have to make a splash,
they go airborne for their food




and yes, gators get to 20 feet as well





That's a perfect picture for the "look at balls" meme. If there was actual balls to be seen.


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Patlal]
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They have 2 penises like sharks yea??

another informative link if u wanna survive Australia lol


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Patlal]
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sounds like something i would do if i got drunk enough...

alcohol makes me feel invicible


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Doctor Sponge] * 1
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I gotta agree with Bentsen on this one. Crocs are much more agile and quick.

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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Doctor Sponge]
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another
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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/health-science/death-of-a-monster/story-e6frg8gf-1111118162303



can i stop now pris? its 6am an time for bed lol


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Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile [Re: Bentsen]
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