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Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains!
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22-year-old Mary Downey, pictured in the New York Post, drunkenly stumbled to the subway around 6am Sunday morning...and then drunkenly stumbled onto the tracks...just as a train was pulling in.

But with some surprisingly quick thinking, she reportedly squished herself between the rails just enough so that the train barreled right over her.

Then she stayed there, helpless, as two more trains passed over her. No one realized she was down there until the conductor of the third train noticed her waving. He immediately slammed on the brakes ... but not before rolling over her.

Talk about being trained in survival.

Downey suffered a broken shoulder - but not because of the near brush with death. She apparently broke it when she fell onto the platform.

She was released from the hospital after only a few hours and taken home...in a cab.

Source: AOL
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Proof that God exists and loves drunks too.


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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: mpd]
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that's great. she's prob really nice

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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: memes]
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That's lucky. My in-laws drive subways and they unfortunately have killed a number of people.

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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: mpd]
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Clearly she needs to practice more.


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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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2 years ago in dade county Florida on thanksgiving i drove out to my boys crib to get some roxys , He lives right next to the Dixie road RR tracks. While we sat and bullshited on the side of the road jamming to some good music talking you know ...we watched a woman cross the street and stand in front of the RR tracks noting strange ppl do it everyday but he just stopped and stood .... 2 mins later a train came and hit her so far that i never taught a human body could fly ..... I would never ever forget the image. She died road was closed for the rest of the day... i think there has been at least 3-4 more train hits since then... very sad i will never forget 


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Edited by diablo33180 (07/01/14 03:39 PM)

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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: mpd]
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"The bleary-eyed (22 year old) Irish immigrant tumbled onto the tracks at the 49th Street station near Times Square at around 6 a.m. en route home from a night out...":irishtoast:



Would bang... :drysmash::yesnod: . . . :peace:


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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: vinsue] * 1
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i shouldn't have done that


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Edited by diablo33180 (07/01/14 04:22 PM)

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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: diablo33180]
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Some people don't even survive Subway restaurants


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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: Patlal]
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shes a hella trooper

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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: ShiVersblood]
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holy guacamole

reminds me of that video with the kid and his backpack under a train. it gets really intense at 2:10 when he jumps out in between the wheels of the train while it's still going over him lmao



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Re: Drunken Woman Survives Being Run Over by 3 Trains! [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
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Another reason not to be fat.


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