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Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force
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And not feel anything? I get smashed in the sack at least twice daily and now I feel no pain although my testicles are completely shattered.


discuss intelligently

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: indica]
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I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
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theRAPeutic said:
I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you


On me then?


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Patlal] * 1
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I tried. I think my testosterone just dropped by 95%.

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
theRAPeutic said:
I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you


On me then?


Nah. Sitting down on a wooden chair and crushing one testi will suffice

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
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Everyone with a sack sits wrong once in awhile.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: March Hare]
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i can cut my dick off whenever i wanna

alpha male'd


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Bassfreak]
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I have a detachable penis


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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A detachable penis would suck. You'd lose it all the time... people would probably steal it... If you passed out drunk, your friends would probably stick it in your ear.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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I wonder if anyone actually pinched their ballsack because a stranger on the internet told them it doesn't hurt... Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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dude i cut my dick off and eat it everyday, then it magically re-appears :shrug:


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: BlunderSoftly]
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When I'm laying down on the bed, and I go to get up I sometimes set on a nut. It fucking hurts. :awepreciation:

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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im glad parodies are allowed now

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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My sprinters legs have crushed Tom and Jerry several times now. I think it's caused Tom to hang a bit lower, but I'm still not sure

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
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LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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Nitrous Monkey said:
LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.


cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
Nitrous Monkey said:
LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.


cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp


Wow I just learned something. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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Nitrous Monkey said:
morrowasted said:
Nitrous Monkey said:
LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.


cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp


Wow I just learned something. :themoreyouknow:


Also further evidence that if there is a god, and it made man, it's an asshole.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
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Nitrous Monkey said:
Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways?


So they can be sucked.

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: March Hare]
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Yeah why couldn't we have just evolved to make it at body temperature instead?

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