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Invisibleindica
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Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force
    #20200039 - 06/28/14 06:07 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

And not feel anything? I get smashed in the sack at least twice daily and now I feel no pain although my testicles are completely shattered.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: indica]
    #20200063 - 06/28/14 06:14 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #20200083 - 06/28/14 06:17 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you




On me then?


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #20200103 - 06/28/14 06:22 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I tried. I think my testosterone just dropped by 95%.

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Patlal]
    #20200114 - 06/28/14 06:24 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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theRAPeutic said:
I pulled my testicle before while sleeping. I wouldn't wish that pain on even you




On me then?



Nah. Sitting down on a wooden chair and crushing one testi will suffice

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #20200181 - 06/28/14 06:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Everyone with a sack sits wrong once in awhile.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: March Hare]
    #20200192 - 06/28/14 06:40 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

i can cut my dick off whenever i wanna

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Bassfreak]
    #20200200 - 06/28/14 06:42 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I have a detachable penis


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20200210 - 06/28/14 06:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

A detachable penis would suck. You'd lose it all the time... people would probably steal it... If you passed out drunk, your friends would probably stick it in your ear.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20200215 - 06/28/14 06:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I wonder if anyone actually pinched their ballsack because a stranger on the internet told them it doesn't hurt... Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20200223 - 06/28/14 06:48 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

dude i cut my dick off and eat it everyday, then it magically re-appears :shrug:


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: BlunderSoftly]
    #20200228 - 06/28/14 06:49 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

When I'm laying down on the bed, and I go to get up I sometimes set on a nut. It fucking hurts. :awepreciation:

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20200234 - 06/28/14 06:51 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

im glad parodies are allowed now

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20200235 - 06/28/14 06:51 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

My sprinters legs have crushed Tom and Jerry several times now. I think it's caused Tom to hang a bit lower, but I'm still not sure

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #20200249 - 06/28/14 06:55 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20200254 - 06/28/14 06:58 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.



cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: morrowasted]
    #20200276 - 06/28/14 07:06 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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Nitrous Monkey said:
LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.



cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp



Wow I just learned something. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20200378 - 06/28/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Nitrous Monkey said:
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morrowasted said:
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Nitrous Monkey said:
LOL you named your nuts

Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways? You would think that evolution would have made them inside the body, or at least have a hard shell protecting them. The nutsack is a very vulnerable spot on a man. It makes no sense it's a faulty design.



cuz sperm production occurs at a lower temperature than the core body temp



Wow I just learned something. :themoreyouknow:




Also further evidence that if there is a god, and it made man, it's an asshole.


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20200385 - 06/28/14 07:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Nitrous Monkey said:
Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways?



So they can be sucked.

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: March Hare]
    #20200388 - 06/28/14 07:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah why couldn't we have just evolved to make it at body temperature instead?

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: psi]
    #20200396 - 06/28/14 07:46 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

plus 1 if you punched urself in the scrotum..


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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: Bassfreak]
    #20200397 - 06/28/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
dude i cut my dick off and eat it everyday, then it magically re-appears :shrug:




That's what they taught me in school actually, that'd we'd cut our penis' off after taking datura.

Can't argue with that!

Someone from a Wu Tang massive did that shit not long ago either, he must have had the devils weed.

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Re: Who else can punch themselves in the scrotum with full force [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #20200519 - 06/28/14 08:16 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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theRAPeutic said:
Quote:

Nitrous Monkey said:
Why the hell are our balls on the outside of our bodies anyways?



So they can be sucked.





^ that there truth


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