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Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? * 1
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[the below events may, or may not, be based on a real life situation--dialogue is paraphrased and, of course, is a fiction]


Whether you knew this or not, I've been travelling around the USA for the last couple months--jumped on a bus to Houston--cruised into New Orleans--than turned around towards the southwest--spent a time moving around various places--New Mexico, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada, California, Oregon, Idaho...

Muther fuckin' Idaho...

Pulled over doing 79mi in a 75mi zone by some shit head Idaho state trooper--the spiel begins: Do you have any drugs in the car? marijuana, meth, cocaine, money?

*blahblah*No.

It won't be a problem if I bring a drug dog in then, right?

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[wait fifteen minutes]
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Alright, this is how we do this--my dog will find any illegal drugs in this car--so you should just give use the drugs now and we will let you go--cuz if you lie to us, there will be big trouble--is there anything illegal in the car?

No.

Ok--step outside, and I'll bring officer k9 around to have a whifff


as I stand on the grass in the ditch, I watch a dog walk around a car and jump around and "trigger"--the cops start digging--and there is a lot of digging to do, because the car is full of random shit--eventually, and after a lot of effort on their part, the pigs arrive at a backpack that they claim is mine--and inside of the bag is another bag with a bowls worth of ganja--along with a couple of pipes for smoking of said ganja--as well as a lighter and pack of rollies--the scent is found!

burrowing deeper dem pigs begin to encounter unknown territory--cookware? stoves?? dirty socks??? sleeping bag???? LSD?????

jackpot


eyes-a-glowin'--they walk up to me--ask if this is LSD--slipping my buddy a "get out of jail free" card, I nod and receive my handcuffs


BOOM




goodbyefriendputincardrivetojail

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i start flexing knowledge on this mofo of an officer--announcing the fact that he is arresting me for substances that i consider to be beneficial to my personal health; mentally, spiritually, physically--waxing on about how MDMA is being studied as part of a treatment of PTSD, and then moving on about how LSD and psilocin are helping those with terminal illnesses to come to terms with their own impending death, allowing them to have a higher quality of life in their final days--then my dirty ass was dropped off at the station for it's bookin

dem idaho pigs didn't know how to book a canadian into their system--so they had to suffer in the smell of an unwashed travellers stahnk much longer than they would have preferred--which was quite fine by me because all cops are bastards--eventually they charge me with possession of ganja, misdemeanor--possession of paraphernalia to smoke ganja, misdemeanor--and possession of LSD, felony

in the slammer, i wait around for a few days--shooting the shit--bail is made



[proceeds to lawyers office]

This is about the time where I am finally made aware of the circumstances of my situation



i think,
hmmmmmmmmmmm
i do not know anyone in idaho
i have no reason to ever come back here again
i've seen a helluva lot of the states before this point, so i can chill out on the states in general
idaho is a corrupt as fuck for-profit-prison-industry state where the fourth amendment don't exist no more
i've seen enough of the usa--i'm tired of this police state
i hit the road

crossed the border from Washington to BC 13hrs later



FUCK YOU GOODING COUNTY, IDAHO

THIS IS ONE CANADIAN YOU'LL NEVER GET














the final kicker?

the arresting officer, i found out later, is dieing of a terminal illness


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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thats really cool

most the time when people wax lyrical at pigs about the injustice like that, they roll their eyes and kind of hint that they think your lame... but your that guy who gave them a talking too and got away... nice

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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I mean you can't really be mad at police officers who catch you with drugs, especially after you've lied to them about it, who then arrest you. That's how it goes, you got caught. Also seems like you got away, bug from what your saying I don't see anyone at fault but yourself.


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: lazyinbed]
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Police profiling - it isnt always about race and sometimes they do have a point.

I'm glad you got the hell out of there.

The war on drugs, you had a close call.


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
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shivas.wisdom said:
i start flexing knowledge on this mofo of an officer--announcing the fact that he is arresting me for substances that i consider to be beneficial



you mean an illegal drug


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: Soulidarity]
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"thats how it goes" well, it shouldnt go like that, so lets get mad at them for choosing to harass people for having drugs.

If something bad happens and is going to keep hapening its no good to say  :okay:

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: lazyinbed] * 1
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lazyinbed said:
"thats how it goes" well, it shouldnt go like that, so lets get mad at them for choosing to harass people for having drugs.




let's get mad at us for not beating down the doors of our elected officials and demanding legalization


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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i believe in democracy too but there is one deal breaker, when you step all over people who are harming nobody, then i stop caring about majority votes and get MAD

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Let's set fire to ourselves and say God did it.


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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I would have guessed Idaho's cash crop is the potato.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
I would have guessed Idaho's cash crop is the potato.


Sheeple!


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: badchad]
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SO long story short, you had drugs, you got arrested and now you're home?


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: DrMambo]
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Why in the hell would you agree to sit around and wait for them to bring a drug dog when you knowingly have drugs in your car?

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: badchad]
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Long story short...
badchad said:
I would have guessed Idaho's cash crop is the potato.


:frylock:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: vinsue]
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Yeah that would be my guess too. I have trouble distinguishing Iowa and Idaho though.

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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: psi]
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Idaho: Hiding hoes since 1890


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: JacksonMetaller]
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Soulidarity said:
I mean you can't really be mad at police officers who catch you with drugs, especially after you've lied to them about it, who then arrest you. That's how it goes, you got caught. Also seems like you got away, bug from what your saying I don't see anyone at fault but yourself.


I'm going to make an exception in this case--as mentioned, I've already driven through multiple states without issue--pulled over within the first five hours of idaho for a speeding infraction that they never issued a ticket for (it was never because of speed that the vehicle I was in was pulled over--rather, the out of state license plates did that).

once they had me pulled over, the dance began--forced to wait fifteen minutes on the side of the road will the pig relates me identification over the radio--conveniently, the identical amount of time it took for an officer with a drug dog to turn up

and then forced to wait another ten minutes while they go through every individual item in the vehicle--because the dog didn't trigger for shit and they were still searching blindly hoping for a hit from the dirty bearded guy

the probable cause that held up this entire search as constitutional was that "i looked nervous upon being pulled over" (note, i was not even the driver of the vehicle)--but in the state of idaho, being nervous is probable cause--heck, just about anything goes for probable cause is the good ol' state of idaho

and the only reason i got out is because i have friends who were willing to put up bail for me--so that i could flee the country--otherwise, i'd still be sitting in a shitty county jail waiting for another court date so i could be one day closer to actually being sentenced--being used as a commodity in their for-profit prisons industry the entire time



Asante said:
Police profiling - it isnt always about race and sometimes they do have a point.

I'm glad you got the hell out of there.

The war on drugs, you had a close call.


basically--don't drive through idaho with out of state plates and expect to not be pulled over and forced to submit to the same search--i honestly didn't really think such shit could actually happen--i've survived multiple seasons of hitching around canada without any problem--couldn't last five hours actually driving through idaho like a respectable person--lesson learned, i will be avoiding the USA until drugs are legal there--quarter of the worlds prisoners... now i know why! the judge who was in charge of deciding my case also had stock in the prison i would serve me time in...



Prisoner#1 said:
shivas.wisdom said:
i start flexing knowledge on this mofo of an officer--announcing the fact that he is arresting me for substances that i consider to be beneficial



you mean an illegal drug


i was already arrested at this point--didn't expect him to release me for my views, but at least i could learn this cop that LSD does more than cause 'synthesia'--if you made the connection from the story, this is the cop dying of a terminal illness--and i informed him that LSD and other psychedelics have begun to show in studies that they can increase the quality of life for people in his exact situation--and he was instead attempting to lower my quality of life for non-violent possession of this substance--i'm not sure if he took some home with him for experimentation--he probably didn't--but the thought of him dying soon is it's own condolence



Patlal said:
SO long story short, you had drugs, you got arrested and now you're home?


i would insert "drove into idaho" somewhere in that equation--but that's about right--the moral of this story is never to go into idaho



JacksonMetaller said:
Why in the hell would you agree to sit around and wait for them to bring a drug dog when you knowingly have drugs in your car?


i didn't--they conveniently take fifteen minutes to run your information and at the end, a drug dog has magically shown up








long story short; idaho potatoes are flavourless turds that are only suitable for being turned into mcdonalds french fries--the real money is in the prisoner crop


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
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Aren't you worried about being deported back to the states?


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Bad scene, bad bust, bad times.  Glad you moved on.


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Re: Do you know what Idaho's cash crop is? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Hopefully you at least thanked your friends after you skipped bail.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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