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Cresley Wusher



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Cash Money
#5717219 - 06/05/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have till july 15 to come up with 10 grand.This is for tuition to a study abroad program.I doubt financial aid is going to help me.
I am trying to sell two vehicles I own.How hard is it to get this kinda loan from the bank with no credit and only being 19?
I dont know any people that would front me large amounts of cocaine to get rid of,nor do I know any hookers I could pimp out.Hmmm
Does anyone have any ideas?Anything.I have never had to come up with this amount of cash before.Not to mention the amount of time I have till the deadline.
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ZippoZ
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im generally pretty good with these things, but in only 6 weeks your options are limited to mostly illegal things, and gambling.
sell the 2 cars and how much more do you need???
there are student loans, which are usually easy to get from what i hear, as long as your folks co-sign so that if you dont have the money they can come after them for it...
aside from that growing and selling large amounts of mushrooms is pretty much all i can think of, and thats illegal where im at, probably in le~bama as well.
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ngnyus
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http://www.salliemae.com/ I'm in debt to these guys for like $25,000 and I've been out of college for two years, be careful.
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: Cash Money [Re: ZippoZ]
#5717258 - 06/05/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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One car is in between a major upgrade.So I will only be able to get around 3 grand for it.And the other is an 80' model el camino,so again I may only be able to get close to 3500 for it.
This is all hypthetical,I have always found it hard to sell vehicles.I put the el camino on craigslist.
Thanks for the link ngnyus.How much for,and how often do you make payments on the loan?I am checking out the website now.
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TrancedShroom
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1. Go and apply for a deffered student loan.
or
2. Bust a nut in a cup a couple hundred times, donate it to a sperm bank.
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Cresley Wusher



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How much do sperm banks usually pay?
This along with donating plasma. 
In all seriousness though,I think I am gonna apply for the Tuition Answer Loan on that Sallie Mae site.
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MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
aNeway2sayHooray said: How much do sperm banks usually pay?
*charge
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Cresley Wusher



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Maybe not.It is hard to find a loan that applies to me because it isnt a degree granting program.
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Konnrade
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It is pretty daunting, now isn't it?
I tried to think of a way to raise about $10 for the exact same reason, and I fell flat.
I won't be studying in england after all 
I didn't try applying for student loans, however. That might be worth trying.
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: Cash Money [Re: Konnrade]
#5717313 - 06/05/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would say its more depressing than daunting.
This really sucks.
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phalloidin

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my bro made some decent cash by being a guinea pig and testing experimental drugs. Not sure if you really want to do that though. You have to be able to pass a drug test and then you live in a clinic for a month or so and have your blood drawn several times a day. Some of the programs have you only going in for weekends, but they don't pay as much. I think my bro made like $6000 in a month by testing some antiviral meds or something. Personally, I wouldn't do it, but then I'm not desperate for cash.
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Cresley Wusher



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Anyone have any more ideas?
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Cresley Wusher



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Hmm,I dont think that is the best idea.Fuck living there for a month.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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ZippoZ
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actually thats a sure thing, meical testing. fat cash a member here used to do it.. dont remember the name though...
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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TrancedShroom
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If you dont have any job worries, I dont see why not contributing to science. Just think free food and room for a month and get paid for it.
Downside is that you might get explosive shits.
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Cresley Wusher



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Or some sort of illness from the drugs they shoot you up with.
I wont be able to study abroad if I am sick as shit from being injected with some experimental drugs.
Where can I learn about a medical testing program in my area?
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MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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blacksabbathrulz

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Quote:
aNeway2sayHooray said: Or some sort of illness from the drugs they shoot you up with.
I wont be able to study abroad if I am sick as shit from being injected with some experimental drugs.
Where can I learn about a medical testing program in my area?
What state are you in? Usually you can expect 4-6 hundred dollars a day for your participation, and its safe IMO.
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Cresley Wusher



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I am having trouble finding a loan program that will apply to my situation.Does anyone know any other student loan organizations that are a bit more flexible on there applicant qualifications?
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Cresley Wusher



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Quote:
blacksabbathrulz said:
What state are you in? Usually you can expect 4-6 hundred dollars a day for your participation, and its safe IMO.
I am in alabama
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blacksabbathrulz

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your probably going to need a cosignor for your loan : (
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