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larry.fisherman
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Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid UPDATE !

#19641042 - 03/02/14 06:54 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

This is random as all hell, I know.
But it came up in conversation for me a while ago.

The reason I think even the mythology is bunk is this:
unicorns don't really make sense to me.
Look, it's a horse with a horn.
Nah, no thanks.

People used imagery to make more literal points.
Not only that, but it's just an old joke that
no one is getting anymore.

It's not unicorn.
It's eunuch horn.
What's more mythological than a castrated man with a dick?
:sissies:

:sissies:

What do you think of my idea?
Do you think unicorns were real?
Would you own a unicorn?
Do you like unicorns?
Have you ever considered being a unicorn?
Discuss.
:sissies:

:sissies:

I made a thread about unicorns.

Edited by larry.fisherman (08/09/15 08:26 AM)

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641046 - 03/02/14 06:56 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Good thread.
5/5 would read again

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641052 - 03/02/14 06:57 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I had a unicorn once.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641055 - 03/02/14 06:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

I had a unicorn once.

No fucking way.
pics

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641066 - 03/02/14 07:00 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641068 - 03/02/14 07:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

This is a good thread.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641074 - 03/02/14 07:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

SpecialEd said:

This is a good thread.

You know quality when you see it.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641076 - 03/02/14 07:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:stonedjerk:

. . .

:peace:

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641077 - 03/02/14 07:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

This is random as all hell, I know.
But it came up in conversation for me a while ago.

The reason I think even the mythology is bunk is this:
unicorns don't really make sense to me.
Look, it's a horse with a horn.
Nah, no thanks.

People used imagery to make more literal points.
Not only that, but it's just an old joke that
no one is getting anymore.

It's not unicorn.
It's eunuch horn.
What's more mythological than a castrated man with a dick?

What do you think of my idea?
Do you think unicorns were real?
Would you own a unicorn?
Do you like unicorns?
Have you ever considered being a unicorn?
Discuss.

I made a thread about unicorns.

well constructed argument, unicorns are clearly inferior to a Saggitarian man horse.

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dontknow
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641078 - 03/02/14 07:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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:box:

The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

:tripping2:

:tripping2:

:shroomer:

:trippinballs:

:shroomin:

“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
Albert Einstein

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641079 - 03/02/14 07:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

ONE TIME I DID ACIDS AND I WAS A UNICORN FOR LIKE 5 HOURS LOL

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641083 - 03/02/14 07:04 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle said:

ONE TIME I DID ACIDS AND I WAS A UNICORN FOR LIKE 5 HOURS LOL

You're a character, Sheekle.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641089 - 03/02/14 07:05 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Your thread is like how my brain works

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dontknow
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641092 - 03/02/14 07:06 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

Sheekle said:

ONE TIME I DID ACIDS AND I WAS A UNICORN FOR LIKE 5 HOURS LOL

You're a character, Sheekle.

I really thought sheekle posted that until I looked up.

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:box:

:box:

The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

:tripping2:

:tripping2:

:shroomer:

:trippinballs:

:shroomin:

“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
Albert Einstein

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641094 - 03/02/14 07:07 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I still can't believe Pris actually owned a unicorn.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641095 - 03/02/14 07:07 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

dontknow said:

XLCaps said:

Sheekle said:

ONE TIME I DID ACIDS AND I WAS A UNICORN FOR LIKE 5 HOURS LOL

You're a character, Sheekle.

I really thought sheekle posted that until I looked up.

We all have a little Sheekle in us.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641099 - 03/02/14 07:08 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

vinsue said:

. . .

+1

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SpecialEd
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641100 - 03/02/14 07:08 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

what is in rusts storage unit? about to find out

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641101 - 03/02/14 07:09 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

what is in rusts storage unit? about to find out

Dude wat

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#19641108 - 03/02/14 07:11 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Rule # all of them

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