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Celebrity crushes
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Who's yours?

I have this wicked crush on Mila Kunis. The reason for that is cause when I was deep in psychosis I believed I was communicating with her telepathically. She would send me nudies on the regular. Instant download to the brain. :laugh2:

Me and her got personal yo :awesomenod:

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: Rhizohunter]
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I have a really big boy crush on johnny depp. God damn mushrooms and there gay ways.


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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: Enjoywho]
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Funny. Mila Kunis is possibly the only female to ever get my penis to wiggle.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: Rhizohunter]
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they change over time, but from the top of my head i would have to say.. jessica biel :boobs:

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: zZZz]
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Rue Mclanahan, bitch was thick as a motherfucker.

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: Rhizohunter] * 3
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Margaret Thatcher.

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: Rhizohunter]
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daniel day lewis mmmm


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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Margaret Thatcher.



Ah, you like to be dominated.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: koods] * 1
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Barbara Bush. Just for the pearls.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: koods]
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claraclairvoyant said:
daniel day lewis mmmm



Anyone with a hyphenated last name isn't worth having a crush on.

koods said:
sVs said:
Margaret Thatcher.



Ah, you like to be dominated.



Hell yeah.

koods said:
Barbara Bush. Just for the pearls.



I've got some pearls for ol' Barbara.

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Margaret Thatcher.




yea same here :thumbup:

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: zZZz]
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Dead or not, I'd still hit that from behind.

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
daniel day lewis mmmm



he's a good actor imo :thumbup:

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: zZZz]
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zZZz said:
sVs said:
Margaret Thatcher.




yea same here :thumbup:



Maybe a three way with Maggie and Ronny. You could totally do whatever you want because neither would remember anything the next day.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Funny. Mila Kunis is possibly the only female to ever get my penis to wiggle.



OMG me too





Lol.. And I'll admit it, i have a man crush on john depp:datass:

Not in a gay way just i envy him and his looks, and parting with hunter thompson.


But back to topic... Ya I would single penis-ly DESTROY her vaginia.. Tore up from the floor up.. Like welcome to the jungle baby type shit... You know.


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i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: something super extreme]
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i've decided to overlook the hyphen


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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Dead or not, I'd still hit that from behind with my car



fixed

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: koods]
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Megan Fox can get a penis that stretchs from here to her vagina and up her throat. When it comes to tickling I'm Elmo.

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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Anna Kendrick is really sexy






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Re: Celebrity crushes [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
i've decided to overlook the hyphen



I did like DD-L in Eversmile, New Jersey.
Still not sure if that warrants a crush.

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