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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: SuperFly]
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SuperFly said:

I had to add that sorry:aweohyou:



Just edit it OP, I'm not gunna read it tell you do:lolsy:


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: stevo]
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i cant read that thick nonsense


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: Mickalopagus]
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OP is dealing with corrupt-ass police and what he is saying makes sense when it comes to him dealing with THOSE cops because they have no love for their fellow man.  :sad:


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: Nymphaea] * 1
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What OP is trying to say is that acting like an asshole to police and not being polite makes you look guilty and makes cops want to pin charges on you


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: Vriska Serket]
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Vriska Serket said:
What OP is trying to say is that acting like an asshole to police and not being polite makes you look guilty and makes cops want to pin charges on you



Therefore take off your seatbelt?


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Well that part he was trying to say

if you get pulled over, take off your seatbelt, and the cop comes up to you, say

"sorry, I know I didn't have my belt on"

and they'll appreciate the honesty? unno


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
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He's saying that you should take off your seatbelt so that they give you a small fine, in anticipation that they would have fabricated something bigger otherwise.

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: stevo]
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stevo said:
Lately I've been watching a bunch of youtube videos that instruct you to when pulleded over slip your id through a cracked window and do nothing but stare at the officer in silence and that the only words you should say is "am i under arrest" so that  they cant twist around what you say.

    Then because you live in good ole america where you have SOO many rights they will have to leave.  i swear if you do this most of the time you will get beat up and taken to the police station and beaten some more then taken to jail where the guards can beat you up and then if you aren't a fighter beaten up even more by the inmates.  There are so many fake charges you will get that the judge, best friend of the cops will find you guilty of.  So to get rid of those unproveable charges and make them feel stupid like you'll need to shell out thousands bailing out and paying some kiss ass lawyer. If you just spent thousands you did not win at all.  My method of avoiding this is take your seatbelt off as soonas you see red and blue lights and make sure you make it clear that you were not wearing it the whole time.

    They will appreciate your "honesty" (and your 50 bucks) and go on somewhere.  This happened to work for me the other day.  This really only works when you did not really do anything wrong or at least jailable.  Not committing a crime is so much worse because when you are pulled over and they don't have any dirt on you I guarantee you get a bunch of horse shit charges like resisting arrest and other "attempting" to do this or that and will try their hardest to torture you into losing your temper to cover their ass by giving you a disorderly charge.

    In my state they are allowed to detain you on fake charges for 120 days.  This is not a win!  Most of the "know your rights" lessons that i've been told were by lawyers.  LAWYERS ARE THE BIGGEST SCUM of them all and THE biggest suckup to the man.  It you don't believe that the american judicial system operates on bribery then what would you call the bar association?  They just want your money and lots of it.  I now have to pay 50 bucks to the police which I am going to send them in one dollar bills folded up into pig oregami(sp?) sent in a dunkin donuts bag via certified mail.  But it is so much better than having to plea guilty to conspiracy to think about maybe possibly doing such and such to get rid of 9 bogus felonies because I cant afford a lawyer yaknow. Don't be puckered by lawyers.

  There is no getting off the hook without paying them and they know this.  50 dollar seatbelt tickets save lives.  Sorry for the scot but my misconception of doing nothing wrong won't get you in trouble is why I will probably never drive legally again.  All of you can avoid this by just paying a small fine.  I've proven this effective a few times.



Fixed it for ya.


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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt *DELETED* [Re: Vriska Serket]
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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt [Re: stevo]
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What the hell. Whoop, Whoop.


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