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stevo

Registered: 04/11/05
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Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt *DELETED*

#19475727 - 01/26/14 08:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 45,171
Loc: Ottawa

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475730 - 01/26/14 08:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

OMG paragraphs dude.

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memes
Blessed

Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475746 - 01/26/14 08:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Patlal said:

OMG paragraphs dude.

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

[Re: stevo]

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#19475750 - 01/26/14 08:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

could you tell us hthis again only using paragraphs, coherency and possibly english

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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!

Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475754 - 01/26/14 08:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:Prisoner1:

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stevo

Registered: 04/11/05
Posts: 5,100

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt *DELETED*

[Re: Synthe]
#19475783 - 01/26/14 08:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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CodeLion
Helix be Praised

Registered: 07/19/12
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Last seen: 9 years, 7 days

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475788 - 01/26/14 08:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Has anyone ever been so far as decided to police more like seat belt rather than not?

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Repertoire89
Cat

Registered: 11/15/12
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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

[Re: stevo]

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#19475789 - 01/26/14 08:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I don't think you know what you're talking about OP

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475792 - 01/26/14 08:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Repertoire89 said:

I don't think you know what you're talking about OP

no one else seems to know what he's talking about either

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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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#19475825 - 01/26/14 08:56 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

All this cop talk is starting to noid me out.

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psi
TOAST N' JAM

Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,746
Loc: 613

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475844 - 01/26/14 09:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I just skimmed it but I think he's saying to try to get seatbelt tickets on purpose for some reason.

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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475846 - 01/26/14 09:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Cause the cop will get a boner off writing u a citation and forget to search for the kilo in ur trunk.

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475857 - 01/26/14 09:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I worry more about them finding the dead hooker in the trunk, I hid the kilo on her cavities

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SuperFly
Still in the Space Race

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475858 - 01/26/14 09:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I had to add that sorry :aweohyou:

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stevo

Registered: 04/11/05
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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt *DELETED*

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#19475861 - 01/26/14 09:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054

Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475882 - 01/26/14 09:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I gotta ask... are you black?

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stevo

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt *DELETED*

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#19475889 - 01/26/14 09:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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CodeLion
Helix be Praised

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475891 - 01/26/14 09:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

luvdemboomers said:

I gotta ask... are you black?

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4nik8
I am I Am

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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475894 - 01/26/14 09:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The best way I have foound to deal with five o is to put on your best fake smile, and act like whatever you're doing is perfectly normal and that you are supposed to be doing it. When I used to ride dirty I would play a game with myself in which I would try to be an alternate version of myself that wasn't doin anything even slightly illegal. I learned a long time ago that if you behave as if your supposed to be doing whatever it is you are doing 99% of the time no one even thinks twice about it. The best place to hide is right out in the open.

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robbyberto
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Re: Police survival tek: Take off your seatbelt

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#19475903 - 01/26/14 09:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

God damn there are some crazy, nonsensical motherfuckers on the shroomery lately.

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