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OfflineMurex
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A strange possible future
    #1924006 - 09/17/03 02:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)


What if in the future, there was a war between gay people and streight people?


Do you think it might possably happen some day?


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What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Murex]
    #1924015 - 09/17/03 03:04 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

by that time, men will be extinct and everyone will be gay.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Murex]
    #1924017 - 09/17/03 03:04 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

maybe....

when we run out of things to fight about, we'll go there.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: infidelGOD]
    #1924155 - 09/17/03 04:12 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

infidelGOD said:
maybe....

when we run out of things to fight about, we'll go there.
 




I think that we will probably realize the pointlessness of these "serious" issues that we squabble over before ever resorting to a war between the straights and the gays...

However, for comical relief, let me paint a picture of this war, if it ever does happen:

The split between the gays and the straights will be as large as the split between the North and the South. Of course, during the Civil War, there were a lot of people that really didn't know who's side to join up on. In this war, these people are known as the bisexuals.

To bring the bisexuals, the group that will basically decide the outcome of the war, the gays, who basically control enertainment and theater, will pump out massive propaganda films degrading the straights and promoting going completely gay. Children are brought up to believe in gay ideals by the puppet shows (most notably Sesame Street) they watch on television... Not only that, but as massive amounts of preachers are secretely gay, they are revealed as such and they begin to preach to their congregrations the virtues of a gay life and promote people to their cause..

As a lot of straight people are afraid of homosexuality, they suffer from a serious disadvantage... the straight soldiers are afraid to go into battle because if they get injured and cannot run away, after the battle, that they will be raped by a member of their own sex(no more raping the women after victory!)

The gays also realize that they will need a special operations task force, and they pull a few strings and get all of the prisoners in maximum security prison released and they set out to wreck havoc to the straights..

The gays also effectively shut down the straights economy. As steel mills and oil rigs are ran by a completely gay workforce, they stop production and deliveries and the straights are forced into financial ruin.

Perhaps the biggest weapon that the gays have at their utilization is the Navy. The Navy shuts down all ships leaving the United States and blow up forces of the gays..

And, in the biggest crippling move to the straight force, President George Bush reveals his own sexuality and effectively moves the United States government from Washington D.C... to San Francsico.

Thank you and happy hunting. :evil:
Peace.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1924372 - 09/17/03 06:56 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

That's fucking hilarious fireworks_god! but now I'm scared...................hold me.............yeah.................tighter...........closer.....................oooooooooohhh


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: the universe]
    #1924396 - 09/17/03 07:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

the universe said:
That's fucking hilarious fireworks_god!  but now I'm scared...................hold me.............yeah.................tighter...........closer.....................oooooooooohhh 




Unfortunately, for all of you gays, I forgot to mention that if this war continues on for many years, you will eventually run out of man resources, as there is no form of reproduction...

Cloning is an option, but in this case, it wouldn't matter, because by the time the kids got old enough to fight, the war would be over, as the straights have an annual crop of youngsters reaching the fighting age..

Of course, this only applies if the war drags on too long.... the gays have a pretty imtimidating force as it is.

And your comments make me wish to pick up a gun.. :grin:
Peace.


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I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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Re: A strange possible future [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1924426 - 09/17/03 07:52 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

THEY CAN ALWAYS ADOPOT!!! :lol:


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Spokesman]
    #1924795 - 09/17/03 12:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Spokesman said:
THEY CAN ALWAYS ADOPOT!!! :lol: 




Not from us, they can't! :grin:

Or... they could adopt,and five days later, half of the kids explode, killing them.. the other ones could be bugged to receive strategic information.
Peace. 


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:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Murex]
    #1925128 - 09/17/03 02:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think gays would want to eliminate us because then who's going to "breed?"


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1925276 - 09/17/03 03:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

The gays will be quite obvious due to their pink uniforms. This will prove to be a disadvantage in guerilla warfare.

The gays also will be hurt by their tendency during urban warfare to stop and shop for clothes, totally forgetting their combat duties.

Their weapon of choice? Flamethrowers.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Strumpling]
    #1925277 - 09/17/03 03:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

actually, women can have children without men due to a biological SNAFU called "egg fusion", in which two eggs fuse together and create a baby girl (two "y" chromosomes).

This "immaculate conception" has only happened a few times in recorded history, situations in which a girl concieved a child but her hyman was still intact, indicating no sexual penetration.

Although the chances of this happening are extremly slim, (only 2 documented cases in all of recorded history that I know about) research is being done on how this can be reproduced in a lab, specifically for the purpose of allowing Lesbians to have children that truly reflect their combined genetics (in this case, each partner would donate an egg).


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: DoctorJ]
    #1925492 - 09/17/03 04:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

oh god no... now all those manhating lesbians have no reason to keep us around.

you know, a couple years ago, every girl i crushed on ended up being pretty gay. That's prolly cause I dig bald heads and whatnot... Sniffles, they never relly seemed to like me back.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Murex]
    #1926421 - 09/17/03 09:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Murex said:

What if in the future, there was a war between gay people and streight people?


Do you think it might possably happen some day?




I don't think gay numbers would ever be sufficient to wage that kind of war.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Murex]
    #1926450 - 09/17/03 09:52 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

no


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: purenergy]
    #1926532 - 09/17/03 10:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Girls having babies without penetration uh...... boy they really must have stuck to their story.


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Spokesman]
    #1926581 - 09/17/03 10:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

the 'virgin' mary was sleeping around n got pregnant


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: purenergy]
    #1926645 - 09/17/03 10:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

purenergy said:
the 'virgin' mary was sleeping around n got pregnant 




:lol: I got condemed to burn in eternal fire for saying that once. Watch out. :lol: 


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Spokesman]
    #1926727 - 09/17/03 11:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:grin:


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Spokesman]
    #1929507 - 09/18/03 05:17 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

"I got condemed to burn in eternal fire for saying that once. Watch out."

yeah me too - I made the claim in my "ccd" class years ago when I was still being forced into religion that was something like: Couldn't Mary have had sex with Joseph and gotten pregnant - then freaked-out because she didn't want to tell anybody she'd had sex so made up this fantastic story about an angel and how she's going to give birth to the savior?

That bitch: look what she started!

"Now remember, my son Jesus; you are very special - you are the son of God, not the son of Joseph."

anyway, my religion teacher was not happy about that - hahaha to go even more off-topic, in that same class when the lady was explaining what a virgin is to this one kid, this other kid was like "stop it you're making me horney!" lol he got kicked out :smile:


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Edited by Strumpling (09/18/03 05:19 PM)


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Re: A strange possible future [Re: Strumpling]
    #1929671 - 09/18/03 05:55 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: 


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