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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
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NotTheDevil said:
OP: you must escape your house now, the vacuum cleaner has achieved sentience and is mauling your roommate to death. After this it will use his remains to build another vacuum cleaner and so on until we all fall to the vacuum apocalypse. :assimilate:



HOLY FUCK

im scared

*smashes laptop*


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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: PLOWTO]
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PLOWTO said:
NotTheDevil said:
OP: you must escape your house now, the vacuum cleaner has achieved sentience and is mauling your roommate to death. After this it will use his remains to build another vacuum cleaner and so on until we all fall to the vacuum apocalypse. :assimilate:



HOLY FUCK

im scared

*smashes laptop*



:fatfear:

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: NotTheDevil]
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i am fat though , and gay , and proud , im a chub , i have stretch marks and saggy skin


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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: PLOWTO]
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PLOWTO said:
i am fat though , and gay , and proud , im a chub , i have stretch marks and saggy skin



You reminded me I have stretch marks :sad:

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: NotTheDevil]
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good , now u know how it feels seeing veto when i check this thread .


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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: PLOWTO]
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Its the only fear greamlin I know :fuckthisshit:

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: dontknow] * 1
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:meff:


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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maybe he had some bed bugs

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
maybe he had some bed bugs



crank bugs :meff:


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: My housemate has been vacuuming his room for going on 4 hours now [Re: Spacerific]
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Spacerific said:
Ok so here's the score:





Haha the first thing I thought when I read the title of this thread was

"Nasty ass vacuum fuckers."


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