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What are your Ideal features for a sex machine?
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Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
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5'7", 130lbs, shoulder length red hair and a pulse


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Tickle my bassline.

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle] * 1
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Make sammiches, do laundry, and give me head while I eat mah steaks


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Vas donc jouer dans le traffic

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
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I want mine to know the difference between your and you're. Plus it should be capable of screaming the following words:

"FUCK ME HARDER FRANK!!!" That way my neighbor (Frank) can get an earful of some of his own shit for a change.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner]
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Frunulm tickling a wet warm hole to milk my **** and a vibrating dildo that can increase in size, as well as full body support and oral c** pumping

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle]
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It needs to independently pump oxygen rich blood around without a male attached to it

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
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its all about the tongue



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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: ScratchAndSniff]
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ScratchAndSniff said:
It needs to independently pump oxygen rich blood around without a male attached to it


Sounds like a good way to dispose of my victims. I mean feel aroused

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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NotTheDevil said:
Frunulm tickling a wet warm hole to milk my **** and a vibrating dildo that can increase in size, as well as full body support and oral c** pumping


Oh yeah, and vibrating nipple clamps

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
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volcomstoner said:
Make sammiches, do laundry, and give me head while I eat mah steaks



a sophisticated blow up doll attached to a grill :mindblown:

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: zZZz]
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:highfive:


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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whatever it is, it definitely needs a mute button thats for sure


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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That's what your dick is for silly


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
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The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
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Soulidarity said:
whatever it is, it definitely needs a mute button thats for sure


Mine doesn't even talk, but sometimes it will
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Crystal G said:
The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:


Real feeling semen and a metal dildo and a flesh one would be awesome

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:


i fit this description


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle]
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fiddle said:
5'7", 130lbs, shoulder length red hair and a pulse


Only thing I'd change is height (5'3")

As long as it feels like a real girl and does whatever sick shit I ask no complaints here.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
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it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second.  i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: teamkiller]
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teamkiller said:
it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second.  i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.


teamkiller said:
it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second.  i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.


Finally one I could make!

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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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1 second??

Kind of ruins the fun imo.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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