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NotTheDevil
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What are your Ideal features for a sex machine?
#19083331 - 11/03/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] 2
#19083351 - 11/03/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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5'7", 130lbs, shoulder length red hair and a pulse
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle] 1
#19083360 - 11/03/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Make sammiches, do laundry, and give me head while I eat mah steaks
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19083372 - 11/03/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want mine to know the difference between your and you're. Plus it should be capable of screaming the following words:
"FUCK ME HARDER FRANK!!!" That way my neighbor (Frank) can get an earful of some of his own shit for a change.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner]
#19083375 - 11/03/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Frunulm tickling a wet warm hole to milk my **** and a vibrating dildo that can increase in size, as well as full body support and oral c** pumping
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle]
#19083376 - 11/03/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It needs to independently pump oxygen rich blood around without a male attached to it
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19083393 - 11/03/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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its all about the tongue
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: ScratchAndSniff]
#19083396 - 11/03/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ScratchAndSniff said: It needs to independently pump oxygen rich blood around without a male attached to it
Sounds like a good way to dispose of my victims. I mean feel aroused
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NotTheDevil
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19083469 - 11/03/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Frunulm tickling a wet warm hole to milk my **** and a vibrating dildo that can increase in size, as well as full body support and oral c** pumping
Oh yeah, and vibrating nipple clamps
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner] 1
#19083548 - 11/03/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: Make sammiches, do laundry, and give me head while I eat mah steaks
a sophisticated blow up doll attached to a grill
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: zZZz]
#19083550 - 11/03/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19083577 - 11/04/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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whatever it is, it definitely needs a mute button thats for sure
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#19083581 - 11/04/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's what your dick is for silly
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: volcomstoner] 1
#19083584 - 11/04/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
#19083588 - 11/04/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: whatever it is, it definitely needs a mute button thats for sure
Mine doesn't even talk, but sometimes it will /font>Quote:
Crystal G said: The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. 
Real feeling semen and a metal dildo and a flesh one would be awesome
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
#19083593 - 11/04/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. 
i fit this description
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: fiddle]
#19083598 - 11/04/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fiddle said: 5'7", 130lbs, shoulder length red hair and a pulse
Only thing I'd change is height (5'3")
As long as it feels like a real girl and does whatever sick shit I ask no complaints here.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19083615 - 11/04/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second. i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: teamkiller]
#19083621 - 11/04/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second. i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.
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teamkiller said: it needs to be inserted into my brain and give me instant orgasms in 1 second. i dunno or something like a sensory depravation hot tub that gives good blowjobs would be fine too.
Finally one I could make!
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19083629 - 11/04/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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1 second??
Kind of ruins the fun imo.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19083630 - 11/04/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just like this - covered in latex, with a limited oxygen supply.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
#19086162 - 11/04/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said:
Quote:
Crystal G said: The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. 
i fit this description
Me too, what's up crystal?
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
#19086279 - 11/04/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said: The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. 
You know, you can wear a blindfold and fuck just about anyone.
Edited by zee007 (11/04/13 05:00 PM)
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19086292 - 11/04/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A vagina and a pulse
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Synthe]
#19086619 - 11/04/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 This will suffice for the next 20-35 years.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
#19086638 - 11/04/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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bambi no..
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Mr. Material]
#19086696 - 11/04/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr. Material said:

Just like this - covered in latex, with a limited oxygen supply.
idk about that, but i am really digging that girls get up.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19086737 - 11/04/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It must have genuine intelligence in a pleasing and arounsing way and be exciting to the senses.
It doesnt have to be humanoid but it should have the feel of being alive.
Some kind of freaky sex alien could be awesome too. That may even be better, that it is its own thing instead of an imitation of something it is not.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Asante]
#19086755 - 11/04/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Some kind of freaky sex alien could be awesome too. That may even be better, that it is its own thing instead of an imitation of something it is not.
Good job Wiccan! Now the extraterrestrials are going to be afraid of becoming our sex slaves!
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Legend] 1
#19086780 - 11/04/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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it'd be awesome if they came with probes
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Legend] 1
#19086802 - 11/04/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19087078 - 11/04/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?
For me? Female, waist high, can't talk, flat head to set your beer on, pistol grip ears that you hold on to while receiving a blow job.
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: starfire_xes]
#19087119 - 11/04/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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so i guess that means your into 10 year olds with down syndrome right
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
#19087153 - 11/04/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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it needs two modes.
young tight virgin
and rock your world MILF.
oh and a sandwich maker.
and it has to look like this...
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
#19087157 - 11/04/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said:
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NotTheDevil said: Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?
For me? Female, waist high, can't talk, flat head to set your beer on, pistol grip ears that you hold on to while receiving a blow job.
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Soulidarity said: so i guess that means your into 10 year olds with down syndrome right
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: zee007]
#19087498 - 11/04/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zee007 said:
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Crystal G said: The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. 
You know, you can wear a blindfold and fuck just about anyone.
Not the same. The whole purpose of a sex toy is its power to give, give, and give, and not ask for anything in return.
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