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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: Dumbest thing you ever did as a child..? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When I was 7 years old I use to have a friend at school, his name was Andrew.


Andrew lived in a really big beautiful house, and his parents were neatness freaks and control freaks. When I would often visit Andrew his parents would always be finding something to holler at him about, and on at least two occasions I saw him get a spanking from his dad.

Andrew was actually, a very shy, quiet, good kid. He had very blonde hair and would bush really easily.

One day, I was at school, and I had to have a bowel movement. As a kid, I had a real phobia about using the school toilets, so at afternoon recess I did a run for it and figured I would run all the way home.

Well about a block from my house, I saw Andrews house, and figured I would just stop at his  house and use the toilet there.
I knew his parents were not home, and that the house doors were always unlocked so Andrew could just walk in after school.

Well I had to go so bad, that just as I got in the front door, I dropped my pants and too a HUGE : :cuteshit: SHIT on the carpet and then wiped my ass off on a suit jacket that was hanging near the door on a hook.


Well, I just left and went home and pretty much forgot all about it.

The next day at school I saw that Andrew had a huge black eye at school and his face looked a bit beat up, and he had a fat lip.





His one eye was all bloodshot, and when I asked him what happened he said he didn't want to talk about it.:nono:

Looking back, I think that Andrew got blamed for the poop :cuteshit:
and his parents nearly beat him to death as a lesson of what not to do on their carpet and daddies suit jacket :facepalm:


Shortly after that, his parents moves and I never seen Andrew again. :shrug:

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Re: Dumbest thing you ever did as a child..? [Re: Anonymous #17] * 1
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Almost losing a leg from a moving train? Done it. As kids we'd jump onto moving trains and ride them for a while before hopping off. Well one day, the train was moving really fast, I grabbed hold of it while not running at all, like I was standing completely still and grabbed a moving train. It pulled me off my feet like a fish on a hook, and I flew through the air before letting go, then I landed on the tracks perpendicular, with my waist being across the tracks. I remember my friend desperately yelling my name, which snapped me back to reality, and I rolled off the tracks just in time before the wheel of the car flew past where I just was. Another half second there and I'd either be dead or have no legs at all. Was a crazy memory

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Re: Dumbest thing you ever did as a child..? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Toilet Papered Houses

Took Jack o' Lanterns and smashed them in the street

Kidnapped a Plastic Santa Clause from a few houses and returned them months later

Super glued my Asshole Neighbor's Locks

Started a fire from lighting fireworks

I stole a baby Jesus from a Nativity Scene and sent a ransom note to the Catholic Church with Polaroid photos. The Church started a police investigation and offered a reward. 

Spray painted a few places

I think this is why everybody owns security cameras now?

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Re: Dumbest thing you ever did as a child..? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Either several people do that (the nativity thing) or I saw a news article on you.. lol.. I remember reading about someone who stole a baby Jesus and sent in a ransom.

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