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Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report.
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Oh wow, I like the smell of my own farts most of the time.

But I absolutely find other peoples farts/shits repulsive.

This is a new thing for me since I quit smoking.. It's weird. It's like I can actually smell what I've been eating, and how healthy I am, just by farting. A good whiff of wonderful.

Why do other peoples farts make me want to puke, but my own smells SO SWEET?

Farting feels good, but a good whiff... WOW. My shit really doesn't stink. But eberyone elses does. :smile: :stirthepot:

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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental] * 3
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My only ting to add is this.

When I was like 5 or 6 I farted into a cup and smelled it. I couldn't believe the cup actually held my fart. I did it again then told my little brother to smell the cup. He did and then proceeded to puke. :rofl:


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: Lizard Eyes] * 1
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lol, when I was a kid, my brother and I tried to fart into a jar and seal it. We then stole matches and he quickly opened the lid and I lit a match and we were hoping for an explosion... ( to no avail)


HAHAHHA

Fun times

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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental]
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man when i was a kid we would sprayed some :febreze: in a jar and smelled it we didn't know it would get you high either and i was seeing shit :lol: and i kept doing it for awhile but learned it was toxic and stopped


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental]
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As a kid I had a tape recorder and record my farts all the freaken time. Also recently I'll still do this and record a fart on my cell phone and send them out to friends.


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental]
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2Experimental said:
Oh wow, I like the smell of my own farts most of the time.

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wow, the intelligence level and content of your posts is really hitting new highs.


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: Lizard Eyes]
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Lizard Eyes said:
My only ting to add is this.

When I was like 5 or 6 I farted into a cup and smelled it. I couldn't believe the cup actually held my fart. I did it again then told my little brother to smell the cup. He did and then proceeded to puke. :rofl:



He seriously puked?
Damn, that would be some comical gold as a child.


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: JayRod86]
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JayRod86 said:
As a kid I had a tape recorder and record my farts all the freaken time. Also recently I'll still do this and record a fart on my cell phone and send them out to friends.





hhahaha

Hey, well, it's healthy to find humor in the things of life that you can. Whatever makes you happy.

I think it's interesting though that when I eat meats like pork or beef or certain grains, I can tell by my farts when it's at a certain point of digestion.. Gross, I know.

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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental]
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2Experimental said:
Oh wow, I like the smell of my own farts most of the time.

But I absolutely find other peoples farts/shits repulsive.

This is a new thing for me since I quit smoking.. It's weird. It's like I can actually smell what I've been eating, and how healthy I am, just by farting. A good whiff of wonderful.

Why do other peoples farts make me want to puke, but my own smells SO SWEET?

Farting feels good, but a good whiff... WOW. My shit really doesn't stink. But eberyone elses does. :smile: :stirthepot:

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1) I loove farting in bed under the sheets then lifting them and getting my awesome smelling fart.

2) I have a scat fetish, but realised when it's acted out I hate  every other smell except my own.

3)I have a protein heavy diet and my farts smell hideous, there so bad it makes me cry and wank.


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: 2Experimental]
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When I eat a vitamin and don't drink enough water my piss smells like the vitamin I took.


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Re: Smelling Ones Own Farts- Report. [Re: samba_lightning]
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I don't have a scat festish o anything, I just think for the first time in my life I've been eating well, and quit all the crap, so my farts actually don't smell like a fricken wasteland chemical dump.

Feels Good man :smile:

P.S. Wait, you've ACTED OUT a scat fetish before?

Pray tell?

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