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just met a skeezer on CL * 4
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Now I am about to leave to go fuck her. She is hosting, latina, sent time and dated pic and wants to match a bowl before hand
:highfive1:

If I don't come back, I probably died or was kidnapped and she is just a decoy for a sex enthralled semipedophile who gets off on luring in 24 year old straight guys. I'm slightly nervous about my asshole, but I'm really horny and my girl is in Spain and has been for 4 days

pray that i will see you soon
:goodluck:

i'm just so hi this seems like a good idea. i reread this and am considering this to be nothing short of awesome.

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore] * 11
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Your girlfriend is out of town and you're going to cheat on her? Is that what you're saying?


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 7
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VivaLaMushie said:
Your girlfriend is out of town and you're going to cheat on her? Is that what you're saying?



Yeah that is not so awesome . . .


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore] * 4
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:nomoreinternet:


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"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: LiquidGlass] * 1
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this soudns like a bad idea. :pedrophile:

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore]
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Good luck. Wrap it before you tap it.


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore]
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SoreSpore said:
Now I am about to leave to go fuck her. She is hosting, latina, sent time and dated pic and wants to match a bowl before hand
:highfive1:

If I don't come back, I probably died or was kidnapped and she is just a decoy for a sex enthralled semipedophile who gets off on luring in 24 year old straight guys. I'm slightly nervous about my asshole, but I'm really horny and my girl is in Spain and has been for 4 days

pray that i will see you soon
:goodluck:

i'm just so hi this seems like a good idea. i reread this and am considering this to be nothing short of awesome.


You go girl.

:horly:


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: brokentv] * 6
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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: shLong]
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shLong said:



Dood that is a cool picture. What is that?


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: XUL]
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Lol, brokentv's avatar.. (up there)

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
shLong said:



Dood that is a cool picture. What is that?


I would adopt that child.


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: XUL]
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I would adopt that rooster.


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore]
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:wowjustwow:  :thefuckisthis:  :youseethisshit:





Aw, hell no boy!
:awwhellno:




and you'll sort of have asked for it


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: shLong]
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I wouldn't worry much about the cheating. I hear the men of Spain are pros at getting American pusssy all sloppy. She's probably already been run through.

(really, though. Cheating isn't cool, bro)

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore]
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SoreSpore said:
latina, sent time and dated pic


Post it, and then get a new one for us :awesomenod:

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: 4runner] * 3
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dude my girlfriend has been away for a week now, she has another 5 weeks left over seas. You know why i'm not worried and cheating on her? because i know she's not doing the same to me either. I've had like 8 wanks since she's been gone and no matter how horny you get you shouldn't just fuck her over. What the hell is so wrong with you that you have to come to an online message board and brag about meeting up with strangers and cheating on your girl, i feel sorry for you and your self esteem.


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
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His GF set up the trap, and now he's going to meet her father.

BOOM.


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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: shLong] * 1
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shLong said:



ah wtf shlong, are you the one who always posts that picture? gets me everytime :curbyourenthusiasm:

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: DarkElf]
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DarkElf said:
His GF set up the trap, and now he's going to meet her father.

BOOM.


:holyfuckdude:

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Re: just met a skeezer on CL [Re: zZZz]
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:lol:
It seemed appropriate at the time for some reason.

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