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Bacon Bomb
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On the other side of the planet there are hundreds of millions of people who don't eat bacon.  I feel bad for them. This is why we need to spread love of bacon (and physical bacon)around the planet.

The best idea I could think of was a bacon bomb, but this doesn't guarantee that the people would eat the bacon, and people might be injured from exploding bacon.


Do you have any ideas how we could spread the bacon?
:dancingbacon:

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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Mail it in unmarked packages?

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: ModestMouse]
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Mail it in unmarked packages?


They might notice/fear a million suspicious packages coming from America, but sure why not?

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers] * 2
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Its a good thing they don't eat bacon. Pig farming pollutes a lot.


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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: Patlal]
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Its a good thing they don't eat bacon.


no

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Pig farming pollutes a lot.


totally worth it.

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
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"bacon catapault. bacopault."

Awesome idea Lazyfingers

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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lazyfingers said:
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Its a good thing they don't eat bacon.


no

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Pig farming pollutes a lot.


totally worth it.



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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: TopPmz]
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Start a bacon missionary people will believe in anything. Just an idea.

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lilmikey24-7]
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Start a bacon missionary people will believe in anything. Just an idea.


yes. We could have a bacon God, and convince them that bacon worship is a complimentary form of their own faith. (whatever that might be) a secondary faith to fall back on when they crave bacon.

very good

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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Just think if you turned 5 people in third world countries onto bacon. Treat it like crack! Endless possibility.

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lilmikey24-7]
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5 convert 5 convert 5, and all we have to do is hire somebody else to raise pigs and deliver bacon.

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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Have you guys seen the KFC people are smuggling into Gaza.  There may be hope for peace in our time!  Let's leave it to Dennis Rodman and KFC!  If those people knew what was good for them they would request Popeyes instead. :smirk:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/16/world/middleeast/tunneling-kfc-to-gazans-craving-the-world-outside.html?_r=0


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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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you got it.
/Users/Rashelle/Downloads/bacon.jpg

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lilmikey24-7]
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lilmikey24-7 said:
you got it.
/Users/Rashelle/Downloads/bacon.jpg


wow! lol

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lilmikey24-7]
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Mmmmmm bacon.....:homerdrool:

Maybe if you somehow turned the bacon into a liquid you could use cropdusters to cover everything in delicious bacon flavor  :shrug:


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Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
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worldwide obesity mission. Who's in?!!

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: Tripsurfer]
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cover everything in delicious bacon flavor 






But that's like using bacon oder. We need real bacon consumption. :race:

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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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Fucking bacon.  I can feel my arteries clog every time I eat it.  Yum!


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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lilmikey24-7]
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lilmikey24-7 said:
worldwide obesity mission. Who's in?!!


American democracy shall be exported! The War on Terror shan't be won until Ayatollah Khamenei eats bacon at a strip club five times a day! GOD BLESS AMERICA!



Where the hell is sVs when you need him?


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Bacon Bomb [Re: lazyfingers]
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lazyfingers said:
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cover everything in delicious bacon flavor 






But that's like using bacon oder. We need real bacon consumption. :race:


Not if you use real liquefied bacon it isn't  :snub:


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