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Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns
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In case anyone missed this:

There are big scandals happening with homosexual archbishops, and a report that priests in Rome were being blackmailed because of homosexual parties they had staged. The ex-pope, who many think is homosexual, went to retire in a town which immediately had a small earthquake and the Vatican was hit by lightning -- twice.

"Lightning bolt hit Vatican not once but TWICE hours after Pope's shock resignation!"  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lightning-bolt-hit-vatican-not-1705156)

"It A Sign? Earthquake Strikes Pope’s Retirement Home" (http://omgghana.com/is-it-a-sign-earthquake-strikes-popes-retirement-home/)


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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: endogenous]
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An attack?

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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: FishOilTheKid]
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Nah, just Zeus saying he approves.


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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: ivander]
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Just to clarify the pope is the guy who dresses up in the wizard outfit and has the fish head hat on right?

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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: The5thElement]
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That's him. He has something to do with a really old book which seems to be a series of verses that are basically just examples of formal thought disorder in schizophrenia, and he is also associated with some invisible man who hates fags and just wants to be worshiped while he sits in his jacuzzi somewhere in the clouds.

400 million people think he's AIGHT.


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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: circastes]
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circastes said:
That's him. He has something to do with a really old book which seems to be a series of verses that are basically just examples of formal thought disorder in schizophrenia, and he is also associated with some invisible man who hates fags and just wants to be worshiped while he sits in his jacuzzi somewhere in the clouds.

400 million people think he's AIGHT.




Hey, I am not always invisible, I eschew worship (I have no Self and no Ego, why would I want worship of any kind?).


Some folk have different lifestyles, I am not interested in chicks who have Doc Martin Collections, o.k. that is their Business.



I do want to sit in a hot tub with Goddesses that much you have correct.


The Pope does not represent me at all, never has and never will.


I AM LORD JEHOVAH I HAVE SPOKEN.

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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: Mr.Al]
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From wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

"In Ireland, a report (see Commission to Inquire into Child Abuse) was made covering six decades (from the 1950s) noting "endemic" sexual abuse in Catholic boys' institutions with church leaders aware of what was going on and government inspectors failing to "stop beatings, rapes and humiliation."[28] Police examine sex abuse report: The commission's report on church abuse ran to five volumes Police in the Irish Republic are examining if criminal charges can be brought over a damning report on child sex abuse at Catholic institutions. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8066994.stm
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In Australia, according to Broken Rites, a support and advocacy group for church-related sex abuse victims, as of 2011 there have been over one hundred cases where Catholic priests have been charged for child sex offences.[29][30] A 2012 police report detailed 40 suicide deaths directly related to abuse by Catholic clergy in the state of Victoria.
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In 2001, sex abuse cases were first required to be reported to Rome with the publication of Pope John Paul II's Sacramentorum sanctitatis tutela[7] – previously, an individual Ordinary was permitted to handle the accusations.[8] This change placed all such cases under the auspices of Cardinal Ratzinger, who served as prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith from 1981 until he was named Pope Benedict XVI in 2005.

The Dallas Morning News did a year-long investigation, after the 2002 revelation that cases of abuse were widespread in the Church.[1] The results made public in 2004 showed that even after the public outcry, priests were moved out of the countries where they had been accused and were still in "settings that bring them into contact with children, despite church claims to the contrary.""


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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: endogenous]
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More Lightening Bolts, the idiots certainly need.

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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: endogenous]
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More Lightening Bolts, the idiots certainly need.
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Re: Lightning strikes vatican twice as pope resigns [Re: endogenous]
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endogenous said:
In case anyone missed this:

There are big scandals happening with homosexual archbishops, and a report that priests in Rome were being blackmailed because of homosexual parties they had staged. The ex-pope, who many think is homosexual, went to retire in a town which immediately had a small earthquake and the Vatican was hit by lightning -- twice.

"Lightning bolt hit Vatican not once but TWICE hours after Pope's shock resignation!"  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lightning-bolt-hit-vatican-not-1705156)

"It A Sign? Earthquake Strikes Pope’s Retirement Home" (http://omgghana.com/is-it-a-sign-earthquake-strikes-popes-retirement-home/)



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coincidence


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