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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: g00ru]
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Holy crap, why do so many people brush their teeth while peeing?  That thought has never once in my life occurred to me.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: BothHands]
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me neither. lol.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
I friend told me that when he takes a shit, he puts his feet on toilet seat. I had to see if this could possibly be true, and barged in on him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
Holy crap, why do so many people brush their teeth while peeing?  That thought has never once in my life occurred to me.



I do this

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: shLong]
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shLong said:
I sit quite a bit when I pee.

Always at night when I feel my way to the bathroom and don't turn any lights on.
Always when I take opiates because it makes a weak stream for me, hence taking a long time to finish.
Always before bed because I sit and brush my teeth at the same time.

Otherwise, if I'm feeling lazy I will.
Only at home, though.


basically this.
piss in the shower too.


seriously though, some people rage when they hear about people pissing in the showers, especially at college. I always remind the kids in the dorms that piss is usually the least nasty thing that gets emitted in the shower...:lol:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
Holy crap, why do so many people brush their teeth while peeing?  That thought has never once in my life occurred to me.


saves time :bananadance: americans are all about savin time. and mo muneh.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Constantine]
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Constantine said:
Repertoire89 said:
I shit standing up


You're not a real man unless you can take a shit in the dark while standing up. :muscles:


When I was homeless I took a shit in someones yard, could hear them yelling but wasn't sure if they saw me. Finished up and lurked off

:jimmies:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Repertoire89]
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:creepylurker:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: tdubz]
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:whatyougonnado:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
When I was homeless I took a shit in someones yard, could hear them yelling but wasn't sure if they saw me. Finished up and lurked off

:jimmies:


They always say you can smell bigfoot, but ya can never get a good look at him.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
Constantine said:
Repertoire89 said:
I shit standing up


You're not a real man unless you can take a shit in the dark while standing up. :muscles:


When I was homeless I took a shit in someones yard, could hear them yelling but wasn't sure if they saw me. Finished up and lurked off

:jimmies:



:lol:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
I friend told me that when he takes a shit, he puts his feet on toilet seat. I had to see if this could possibly be true, and barged in on him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.


I bet that shit splashes times 10

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Cavemen]
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You makin brown
You makin iced tea

Kid zone


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Fuckspice] * 1
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I sit down to pee. :sadyes:

Except when I'm in the shower.
:feelsgoodman:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Cavemen]
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Cavemen said:
koods said:
I friend told me that when he takes a shit, he puts his feet on toilet seat. I had to see if this could possibly be true, and barged in on him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.


I bet that shit splashes times 10


Yeah, but he's higher. I dunno. I always wondered if he did that because no one ever corrected him until it was too late.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: koods]
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I have in the past sat while I peed. I first did it at the request of my couch surfer host in Amsterdam (due to his oddly shaped toilet that I guess caused excessive back spray).


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Fuckspice]
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Fuckspice said:
You makin brown
You makin iced tea

Kid zone


:lol: i read the title like the song goes in my head

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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TheShroomingAtheis said:
I know it is manly to do it standing up but it is always better sitting down. How do you people do it? (Rule 4 free coz of conversation?)


well seems to me if you ain't outdoors and got u a piece of furniture you can relax on why not use it? :shrug:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: r00tuuu123]
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I used to think peeing while sitting was for girls, but that only applies when you are at a public toilet or peeing outdoors.

At home, peeing while sitting down is the way to go.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: r00tuuu123]
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i sit to pee when i have to go in the middle of the night, too tired to stand.:smilingpuppy:


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