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g00ru
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: Aser]
#17893069 - 03/02/13 04:32 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

i actually double stream my piss....more than you might expect

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: g00ru]
#17893078 - 03/02/13 04:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Is that a skill or because of penile blockage?

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g00ru
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: Aser]
#17893084 - 03/02/13 04:34 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

it's both

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: g00ru]
#17893107 - 03/02/13 04:38 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Are you that one guy who posted that he had 3 dick holes?

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cez

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: g00ru]

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#17893111 - 03/02/13 04:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Ghooru,

is your avatar a ghost or floating sperm?

It's like, pre life and post life in one......... :mindblown:

:mindblown:

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g00ru
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: cez]
#17893127 - 03/02/13 04:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

its both nukka

lol but yeah its a ghost

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Cavemen

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

[Re: g00ru]
#17893169 - 03/02/13 04:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I sit. I hate splashing on myself and splashing the toilet. I used to stand but realized sitting is superior. :tmckenna:

:tmckenna:

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cez

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893192 - 03/02/13 04:54 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

The worst is splashing a public toilet when u drop a deuce... :feelsbadman:

:feelsbadman:

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Repertoire89
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893205 - 03/02/13 04:57 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I shit standing up

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cez

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893224 - 03/02/13 05:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

That's very impressive :raisemyglass:

:raisemyglass:

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Cavemen

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893227 - 03/02/13 05:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Repertoire89 said:

I shit standing up

I do that on public toilets. you never know how dirty those toilet seats are. :tongue:

:tongue:

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893233 - 03/02/13 05:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Cavemen said:

Repertoire89 said:

I shit standing up

I do that on public toilets. you never know how dirty those toilet seats are.

Usually you can tell by how much of the water in the toilet has been absorbed by the shit pile from the last time someone dared to touch the handle

Or at least the splatter patterns

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893249 - 03/02/13 05:09 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Repertoire89 said:

I shit standing up

You're not a real man unless you can take a shit in the dark while standing up. :muscles:

:muscles:

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cez

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893258 - 03/02/13 05:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I usually create a birdnest...But the splash reaction of a big poop feels quite violating and nullifies the birdnest.

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893266 - 03/02/13 05:12 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

cez said:

I usually create a birdnest...But the splash reaction of a big poop feels quite violating and nullifies the birdnest.

Lol, I always called it a turd hammock!

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The5thElement
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893650 - 03/02/13 06:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I really think I'm the only guy who pisses with the seat down, while standing.

I just have this thing were I don't like touching toilette seats, ah fucking gross. Yeah sure I piss on the rims sometimes, but I give it a courtesy wipe :justinwilson:

:justinwilson:

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ChRnZN

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893653 - 03/02/13 06:35 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

tmi

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893658 - 03/02/13 06:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

anunnakian said:

TheMovement said:

WTF IS THIS SHIT! why the fuck would you sit down to piss? I dont think ive ever sat down just to piss, it does happens most times i shit though.

So if you wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss you turn on that evil light in the bathroom blinding yourself when you pee? Fuck that, keep it dark and sit, or just aim for the bathtub.

I just flash the light real quick. The bowl gets imprinted on my vision. Profit.

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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893700 - 03/02/13 06:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I friend told me that when he takes a shit, he puts his feet on toilet seat. I had to see if this could possibly be true, and barged in on him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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g00ru
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Re: I sit down when I pee.

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#17893710 - 03/02/13 06:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

koods said:

I friend told me that when he takes a shit, he puts his feet on toilet seat. I had to see if this could possibly be true, and barged in on him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

in india, they know how to poop

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