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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JamesSpawned]
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JamesSpawned said:
LordSenate said:
JesusIsLord said:
LordSenate said:
I don't feel like taking the extra effort to sit down..

Also who gives a fuck if its night time and you aim like shit.. Clean your fuckin toilet..Also you should be a pro at aiming by now anyways.


maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?


Then fucking clean it when you leave residue on the damn toilet... holy shit..

How hard is it to understand the concept of cleaning the damn toilet..

Not to mention that its not that hard to make it into the toilet..


Your argument negates itself. Why would you bust out a rag and lysol when you could avoid that whole scenario? Your sterile tek needs work...


Im not talking about for me.. I dont piss on the damn toilet seat because I know how to aim.. Really its not that difficult.

I will admit I have my mishaps late at night every now and then but it takes literally two seconds to clean off the damn toilet seat.

Also I prefer not to sit down unless I absolutely have to.. Why else would I do it?

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate]
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Why wouldn't you stand and put the seat up before you pee like you're supposed to.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate]
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I will sometimes take the opportunity to ponder my day, or waste some time. Maybe try to squeeze out a turd while i'm already visiting the facilities..


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: shLong]
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shLong said:
Why wouldn't you stand and put the seat up before you pee like you're supposed to.


I do put the toilet seat up but JesusIsLord said "maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?"

So I was just responding with that you can clean the toilet seat off.. I really wasn't even thinking "who leaves the fucking toilet seat down when they piss" lol.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JamesSpawned]
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JamesSpawned said:
I will sometimes take the opportunity to ponder my day, or waste some time. Maybe try to squeeze out a turd while i'm already visiting the facilities..


I for the most part want to get in and out of the bathroom as quick as possible it's not the place I want to ponder my day or waste some time at.. However I do understand how people might want to do that..

Also I may add that I do take a shit now and then and take a few extra minutes to unload...mentally and physically lol.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate] * 1
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one time, I had a boner and I was super tanked.

So I had to piss really bad, and as you may know if you ever tried pissing with a boner it is extremely difficult, you have to kinda bend slightly and angle your stick which kinda hurts, plus you always run the chance of pissing in a fucked up direction.

Anywho's this was a classic example of when I should have sat down to piss mainly because I somehow lost grip of my guy and pissed straight into my face once my boner sprang to full attention.

plus I pissed all over the wall in front of me before pissing in my face.

True story, shit happens  :shrug:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: The5thElement]
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I like how contentious bathroom issues are. Sitting or standing... seems trivial


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate]
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LordSenate said:
shLong said:
Why wouldn't you stand and put the seat up before you pee like you're supposed to.


I do put the toilet seat up but JesusIsLord said "maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?"

So I was just responding with that you can clean the toilet seat off.. I really wasn't even thinking "who leaves the fucking toilet seat down when they piss" lol.


well of course you clean the seat off.

ever had post-sex pee stream?

ish is cray.

:derp:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: The5thElement]
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The5thElement said:
one time, I had a boner and I was super tanked.

So I had to piss really bad, and as you may know if you ever tried pissing with a boner it is extremely difficult, you have to kinda bend slightly and angle your stick which kinda hurts, plus you always run the chance of pissing in a fucked up direction.

Anywho's this was a classic example of when I should have sat down to piss mainly because I somehow lost grip of my guy and pissed straight into my face once my boner sprang to full attention.

plus I pissed all over the wall in front of me before pissing in my face.

True story, shit happens  :shrug:


I feel for you.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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man, i stand the fuck up when i pee, unless i am shitting.

because i am not trying to fuck with some lame shit you know?


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: g00ru] * 1
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i shit standing up, this encourages me to take showers.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: uncommonsence]
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well you're probably gonna get shit all over yourself then if that is your strategy :lmafo:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: uncommonsence] * 1
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Also, can you shit without peeing?


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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I thought I was kinda weird for sitting down when I pee (at night after waking up)
Glad fellow shroomerites do it too:highfive:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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TheShroomingAtheis said:
Also, can you shit without peeing?


yes


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: g00ru]
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ghooru said:
TheShroomingAtheis said:
Also, can you shit without peeing?


yes


i can't piss without farting at a urinal. it's like a requirement.


i have also done a trifecta sneeze burp fart. maybe a quadfecta, may have pissed a little too.

straight up mini seizure.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
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you're like a one man band :cookiemonster:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: g00ru]
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Can you guys stop your piss once its projecting?
One of my friends claims he can't unless he pinches his penis or some weird shit








I can clench my butt and stop it:guiltyascharged:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: cez]
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cez said:
Can you guys stop your piss once its projecting?
One of my friends claims he can't unless he pinches his penis or some weird shit








I can clench my butt and stop it:guiltyascharged:


Yes i can stop ejaculation that way too ! :feelsweirdman:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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Most of the time I stand. I do have exceptions however.

If I am really fucked up on drugs/alcohol, sitting offers me a little peace of mind. I don't have to worry about missing and making a mess. This goes double for tripping.

The other exception is if I have a boner. As already posted, it can have disastrous consequences if you try it standing up. Plus I don't have to feel like I am breaking my dick. :cookiemonster:

Edit: Yes I can stop the stream. I once did it 200 times in one session because my friend bet me he could start and stop more times than me. I won.

Edited by Aser (03/02/13 06:31 PM)

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