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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: goldcaphunter]
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I pee in the dark at night, fuck standing.  If theres any drops on the floor i just wipe it in the morning.  FUck siitting


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheMovement]
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I much rather just bathe in urine.







































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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: 404]
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Every girl reading this thread right now: "I pee sitting down"



unless they have one of these gadgets:






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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: goldcaphunter]
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goldcaphunter said:
Its just piss you guys,who cares if it splashes.

You shower and wash your hands everyday right?

Also I piss in the shower,every shower.


It's just piss, yes but it smells like piss..


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheMovement]
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I get totally naked when I pee. I also pee whilst brushing my teeth to save on time. It's easier to execute this maneuver in the sitting position but can be done standing if one uses the off-hand with care.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JamesSpawned]
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I once almost blacked out when I woke up and ran to the toilet to piss standing up, low blood pressure i guess

:feelsbadman:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: 404]
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StateOfMind404 said:
unless they have one of these gadgets:








:lolwut:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JamesSpawned]
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JamesSpawned said:
goldcaphunter said:
Its just piss you guys,who cares if it splashes.

You shower and wash your hands everyday right?

Also I piss in the shower,every shower.


It's just piss, yes but it smells like piss..


My piss smells like dandelions and warm summer nights :thumbup:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: goldcaphunter]
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Who cleans your toilet, mom? :wink:

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JamesSpawned] * 1
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It's obvious that anyone who pisses in the dark while standing is not married and also has questionable hygiene. Yes, it's just piss and it is medically sterile but the odor is awful, and just the sight of that funky residue on my toilet would drive my wife to hysteria even if she couldn't smell it.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: Amoeboid]
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Amoeboid said:
I get totally naked when I pee. I also pee whilst brushing my teeth to save on time. It's easier to execute this maneuver in the sitting position but can be done standing if one uses the off-hand with care.


I do that too, especially in the mornings when i have to hurry up.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
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i pee in the shower, and 98% of the time i pee standing up. the other 2% is if i'm taking a dump or just too lazy to aim


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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I don't feel like taking the extra effort to sit down..

Also who gives a fuck if its night time and you aim like shit.. Clean your fuckin toilet..Also you should be a pro at aiming by now anyways.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: 4runner]
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The lady I pay to do it :awesomenod:


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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When you get older and your prostate swells up you guys will appreciate sitting down to pee because a pee can take 5 to 10 minutes to complete itself.  Might as well have a box seat to the event.


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: mpd]
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oh hellz yea!!! sitting while pissing super cool...


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate]
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LordSenate said:
I don't feel like taking the extra effort to sit down..

Also who gives a fuck if its night time and you aim like shit.. Clean your fuckin toilet..Also you should be a pro at aiming by now anyways.


maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?


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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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I sit quite a bit when I pee.

Always at night when I feel my way to the bathroom and don't turn any lights on.
Always when I take opiates because it makes a weak stream for me, hence taking a long time to finish.
Always before bed because I sit and brush my teeth at the same time.

Otherwise, if I'm feeling lazy I will.
Only at home, though.

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
LordSenate said:
I don't feel like taking the extra effort to sit down..

Also who gives a fuck if its night time and you aim like shit.. Clean your fuckin toilet..Also you should be a pro at aiming by now anyways.


maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?


Then fucking clean it when you leave residue on the damn toilet... holy shit.. If you don't feel like cleaning the whole toilet at least wipe off the seat.. :nonono:

How hard is it to understand the concept of cleaning the damn toilet..

Not to mention that its not that hard to make it into the toilet.. Also what do you mean walk on piss? How the hell would you piss on the floor.

Edited by LordSenate (03/02/13 02:58 PM)

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Re: I sit down when I pee. [Re: LordSenate]
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LordSenate said:
JesusIsLord said:
LordSenate said:
I don't feel like taking the extra effort to sit down..

Also who gives a fuck if its night time and you aim like shit.. Clean your fuckin toilet..Also you should be a pro at aiming by now anyways.


maybe people live with other people who would prefer not to sit down/walk on piss?


Then fucking clean it when you leave residue on the damn toilet... holy shit..

How hard is it to understand the concept of cleaning the damn toilet..

Not to mention that its not that hard to make it into the toilet..


Your argument negates itself. Why would you bust out a rag and lysol when you could avoid that whole scenario? Your sterile tek needs work...


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