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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme] * 2
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We should all scrape together some money for a fleshlight. It'd blow his fucking mind.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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koods said:
sVs said:
Restrain yourself. . :kingcrankey:
I am a delicate flower unfit for this sexually-explicit banter.


You wanna see my stamen?


Heavens, no. I don't swing in that general direction.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
We should all scrape together some money for a fleshlight. It'd blow his fucking mind.


:lolsy: :goodnight:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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I'd order one if I could make sure nobody would seecould grow a pair and not give a fuck who knows what im loving tenderly.
sVs said:
koods said:
sVs said:
Restrain yourself. . :kingcrankey:
I am a delicate flower unfit for this sexually-explicit banter.


You wanna see my stamen?


Heavens, no. I don't swing in that general direction.


Most flowers are hermaphroditites. You probably packin a pistil.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (02/24/13 03:53 AM)

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods] * 1
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Botany jokes. This thread has come far.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said:
I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo


wtf how long were you banned for? thats stupid :confused:


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said:
I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo


funny, I thought we were all over 18.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said:
I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo


Pic or it didnt happen.

It didnt. Pic is the proper response.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm pretty sure I was... I couldn't get onto the pub or otd for about 2 hours there.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Khii Khwaay said:
I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo


Pic or it didnt happen.

It didnt. Pic is the proper response.


Exactly, he probably got confused and gave up

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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It would specifically tell you upon trying to enter that you were temporarily banned.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Khii Khwaay said:
I got banned for saying "pics" when the guy jizzed the first time.

no pedo


funny, I thought we were all over 18.


Perhaps the title of this thread has slipped your mind


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Haha. You thought you had street cred.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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That's what I thought... I was getting that error message that says to contact a mod, but it was only for the pub and otd.

I actually felt a bit dirty for possibly being banned for a pedo post.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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I don't even know why this thread pop up again. I guess OP busted, based on Khils pedo ban.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
SteelPanther said:
I ejaculated for the first time today, about 2 minutes ago. It was really exciting because I didn't expect it to happen. I even took like 4 pictures of it : ) I guess some people are just weird, like me. Just wanted to post this since this thread will be around for years and years.


I didn't expect this thread to ever come back.

:amusedapplause: OP


I didn't expect OP to ever come.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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But for the first time, OP came.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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Let's get on it. For op.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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id rather share a needle than a fleshligh after you guys use it.


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