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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Try ejaculating while tripping. I dare you.


Don't try to kill the poor bastard!  That's about as complicated as cooking and then eating a 4 course dinner while tripping.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: fapjack]
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Best thread EVAR.

OP, you're my masturbating hero. If you get in some kinda weird trouble for it like that kid in the Squid and the Whale, I'll come get you out of it.


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"But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin."

"In fact," said Mustapha Mond, "you're claiming the right to be unhappy."

"All right then," said the Savage defiantly, "I'm claiming the right to be unhappy."

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Pelidc] * 2
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OP, don't worry about ejaculating. Start shooting heroin, sex and ejaculation doesn't come close to shooting smack.


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"We can get 2 birds stoned at once."

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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This guy understands.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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mexicanjewlucas said:
OP, don't worry about ejaculating. Start shooting heroin, sex and ejaculation doesn't come close to shooting smack.



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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

And I am mentally unstable.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: budmanman]
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sVs said:
This guy understands.


does that mean you both agree? people that have no tried to shoot smack have no idea what an orgasm is really like.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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Yes, I agree. I have injected a little bit of opiates in my life and I've busted a few nuts.
Only thing better is both at the same time. :elmo:


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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You don't think going really fucking fast is better than either one?

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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It's close. I gotta find a way to combine all three.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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i have trouble doing both at the same time. the opiates make my soldier sleepy.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said:
You don't think going really fucking fast is better than either one?


You run the risk of ripping your dick off though

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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Mine will get rhinoceros hard but it takes a lot of stimulation. Then I can't cum without fucking for two or three hours.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Repertoire89]
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:rocketcrotch:

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Mine will get rhinoceros hard but it takes a lot of stimulation. Then I can't cum without fucking for two or three hours.


yes, but because of the heroin i normally cant be bothered getting it hard.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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Most of the time I couldn't, either. Sometimes it sounded fun, though.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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this conversation makes me want to have a shot.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
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You're telling me.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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Making me horny.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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Restrain yourself. . :kingcrankey:
I am a delicate flower unfit for this sexually-explicit banter.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
Restrain yourself. . :kingcrankey:
I am a delicate flower unfit for this sexually-explicit banter.


You wanna see my stamen?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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