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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: thecarnie]
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:yay: I'm glad OP came back and updated, even though its a little...gross. lol


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: thecarnie]
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i lol'd


and lol'd


and lol'd some more


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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:picdidnthappen:

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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can we get a round of applause for steelpanther?


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Sheekle]
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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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I just ejaculated for the first time last week, and not only that, it was my first piece of pussy because I was a virgin.  It was an asian bitch and it felt great. :smirk:


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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SteelPanther said:
I ejaculated for the first time today, about 2 minutes ago. It was really exciting because I didn't expect it to happen. I even took like 4 pictures of it : ) I guess some people are just weird, like me. Just wanted to post this since this thread will be around for years and years.


ejaculates for first time, first thought is to tell the shroomery

congratulations bro


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
I just ejaculated for the first time last week, and not only that, it was my first piece of pussy because I was a virgin.  It was an asian bitch and it felt great. :smirk:


I call shenanagins.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
starfire_xes said:
I just ejaculated for the first time last week, and not only that, it was my first piece of pussy because I was a virgin.  It was an asian bitch and it felt great. :smirk:


I call shenanagins.



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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: MoGrow]
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I like how this thread got so big when buddy couldn't cum then after he did everyone is like "oh.....well cool.  i do that daily.  whatever."


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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Its like eating a sandwich.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: fapjack] * 4
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fapjack said:
Its like eating a sandwich.


Boring, bland, and you end up with sauce around your mouth and on your hands.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: something super extreme] * 1
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No, you try really hard to finish it, but its too dry cause you ran out of mayo last week and are too lazy to get more so you just quit midway through . You aren't really in the mood anyway but are just doing it out of boredom, and you are trying to make sure you can still finish at least one off, otherwise you will have to start taking pills.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: fapjack]
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I have ejaculated 5 more times! I bet most of you have tried it high but if you haven't, you should. When your high instead of only being in a confined area its like electric jolts going down your body.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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Try ejaculating while tripping. I dare you.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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Well dude if you were ever serious about this, I applaud your progress

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Repertoire89]
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He is a minor. It is obvious now that he is able to do it all the time.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: budmanman]
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I think this thread has given me my first honest to god flashback... thanks? Honestly, I'm can't stop shaking my head after reading this. Congrats to the OP...I figured you had a tumor the size of a grapefruit on your spine.


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: jjbigbuds]
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:havesomesantorum:

:pedrophile:

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Observatory]
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Observatory said:



:rave::havesomesantorum::rave::havesomesantorum::rave::havesomesantorum::rave:

Sorry I found this amusing.

Edited by Distorted Vision (02/23/13 03:14 AM)

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