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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Here is a happy couple totally in love:



The man is double-amputee Olympic runner and the woman is a model and law student.

Or was. :frown:

He shot her dead - something about dirty dishes in the sink...

Ain't love grand! :loveeyes:


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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what the fuck :awewtf:


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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questions arise... how can she be so amazing and marry a dude with no legs? i mean aside from the murdering he must have had a real stellar personality right?? :confused:

how can she be so amazing and not clean the dishes? unless she was so good at making sammiches that they simply ran out... but still that points to some oversite by her in the crockery department... somethign is really amiss :sherlock:


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: quinn]
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Sammiches FTW!


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Another great day for business !


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: Withinity]
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I think we can all thank Hallmark and Diamond retailers for this poor woman's demise. The pressure VD puts on a guy to come up with the perfect gift just to continue getting pussy is way too much.


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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like many of the women at my work i spent my lonely valentines day watching rentals with a box of tissues at hand...

(there that was my valentines day joke... it might as well end up here with the rest of my mental garbage)


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: quinn]
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The VD classic: 'When Harry Met Sally'.


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
The VD classic: 'When Harry Met Sally'.



Do you think Nicki is hot?  Be honest you want to tap it, am I right?

http://www.higherthansatire.com/.a/6a00d8341cd41453ef012876584e46970c-800wi


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
I think we can all thank Hallmark and Diamond retailers for this poor woman's demise. The pressure VD puts on a guy to come up with the perfect gift just to continue getting pussy is way too much.



Yeah its pretty its dam absurd if you ask me, yet the hype continues as if valentines day actually had some positive impact on a relationship :lol:


nice new signature btw


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: Withinity]
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If the evidence against Pistorius is not solid, he might walk. :smirk:


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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probably is just me notiicing it now but Valentines day has just become "celebrate you feel sorry foryourself day".. well not officially

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: plasma21]
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plasma21 said:
probably is just me notiicing it now but Valentines day has just become "celebrate you feel sorry foryourself day".. well not officially



well i officially say fuck all holidays.  especially banking holidays.



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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Here is a happy couple totally in love:



The man is double-amputee Olympic runner and the woman is a model and law student.

Or was. :frown:

He shot her dead - something about dirty dishes in the sink...

Ain't love grand! :loveeyes:




Dude, that's the same person with different clothes and a shave.  Look at the bigger picture and their face structure.  Its the same god damn person.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: johnm214]
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dude.. you should apply to be his lawyer!


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Here is a happy couple totally in love:



The man is double-amputee Olympic runner and the woman is a model and law student.

Or was. :frown:

He shot her dead - something about dirty dishes in the sink...

Ain't love grand! :loveeyes:




She deserved every one of those bullets. Had she not been in his life he'd  have been a "single"amputee.:haha:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: johnm214]
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johnm214 said:
OrgoneConclusion said:
Here is a happy couple totally in love:



The man is double-amputee Olympic runner and the woman is a model and law student.

Or was. :frown:

He shot her dead - something about dirty dishes in the sink...

Ain't love grand! :loveeyes:




Dude, that's the same person with different clothes and a shave.  Look at the bigger picture and their face structure.  Its the same god damn person.



Yeah but her tits are (were?) fake and his are real.


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: LunarEclipse]
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It's really sad that not one of you numskulls got my last joke. My genius is wasted. :frown:



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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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WOW i wish the three of us could hang sorry lunar, OC is mine.


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:puke:

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