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robbyberto
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#17745662 - 02/04/13 06:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeppers. I don't even know the medical term for the gooch/grundle. Damn that was an awkward injury. Gooch was all bloody up and bruised. That branch got in there pretty good.

Edited by robbyberto (02/04/13 06:12 PM)

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NWlight
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: robbyberto]
#17745718 - 02/04/13 06:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

i call it the taint :lol:

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r00tuuu123
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: robbyberto]
#17745744 - 02/04/13 06:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

robbyberto said:

Yeppers. I don't even know the medical term for the gooch/grundle. Damn that was an awkward injury. Gooch was all bloody up and bruised. That branch got in there pretty good.

Yeah but ever mess up a tail bone but a tail bone hurts more. Either way it hurts to poop. Did ya have clean underwear on?

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MikeZ

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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: Does]
#17745750 - 02/04/13 06:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Does said:

threw too many curveballs when i was a little kid, now i cant lay my right hand flat on its back, or completely extend it

that's a weird one.

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robbyberto
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#17745754 - 02/04/13 06:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah pretty sure. I mean my gooch didn't get infected or anything.

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Khii Khwaay
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Registered: 04/16/12
Posts: 2,277

Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: Does]
#17745846 - 02/04/13 06:31 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Does said:

threw too many curveballs when i was a little kid, now i cant lay my right hand flat on its back, or completely extend it

By "throwing curveballs" do you mean fapping?

Yeah, I've got that too.

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Beefy1
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: MikeZ]
#17745957 - 02/04/13 06:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

MikeZ said:

Does said:

threw too many curveballs when i was a little kid, now i cant lay my right hand flat on its back, or completely extend it

that's a weird one.

Doesn't that fuck up your elbow? or give you tommy johns or some shit.

Or was he talking about jerking off?

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MikeZ

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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: Beefy1]

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#17746078 - 02/04/13 07:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Beefy1 said:

MikeZ said:

Does said:

threw too many curveballs when i was a little kid, now i cant lay my right hand flat on its back, or completely extend it

that's a weird one.

Doesn't that fuck up your elbow? or give you tommy johns or some shit.

Or was he talking about jerking off?

LOL, I took what he posted literally. I didn't think it was a metaphor for him jerkin' off.

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Does

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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: Beefy1]
#17746283 - 02/04/13 07:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Beefy1 said:

MikeZ said:

Does said:

threw too many curveballs when i was a little kid, now i cant lay my right hand flat on its back, or completely extend it

that's a weird one.

Doesn't that fuck up your elbow? or give you tommy johns or some shit.

Or was he talking about jerking off?

curveballs with baseballs, i didnt think about the consequences it was just fun

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The Lizard King
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Loc: Babylon

Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: Does]

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#17746301 - 02/04/13 07:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Haha I rolled my ankle one time because I was sitting on my foot for like an hour and I tried to walk. I didn't feel a thing at first, it just looked really weird seeing my ankle touching the floor...was like woah that's not gonna feel good in a few minutes.

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Uzziel
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: The Lizard King]
#17746310 - 02/04/13 07:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha.... when I was in 6th grade football we were being lectured about safety and shit..

well my leg fell asleep and I tried to get up and rolled my ankle, it turned purple bruised and shit.

LOL. I felt so stupid.

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Khii Khwaay
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Registered: 04/16/12
Posts: 2,277

Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: robbyberto]
#17746318 - 02/04/13 07:51 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

robbyberto said:

I must have been 13 when I decided for some mysterious reason to take off the back brakes on my mountain bike. I forget this of course and take off full speed down the driveway. No big deal. There's a cul-de-sac and a steep enough hill coming up. Over the cul-de-sac, up the hill, back down, no problem. Back up the driveway now. Heading towards the backyard past the top of the driveway full speed with no brakes to a part that is a basically a wooded hilly area lined by a pond.

Full speed down the hill and I have to stop. I can't go into the pond. So I just tank it over to my right. No big deal it's just a hill covered with pine straw and leaves. Until sliding on my side I finally come to a stop feeling a very sharp pain in a very wrong place. That place was my gooch. Dead in the middle of my gooch I was impaled by a pointy end of a branch attacked to a bush. The gooch is an area nearly impervious to injury. An inch either way and I get impaled in the asshole or balls.

lol Similar Threads: Wounded Grundle

At least you had the decency to post here about it.

edit: you were 13 four years ago?

:mygoditsfullofstars:

Edited by Khii Khwaay (02/04/13 07:54 PM)

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claraclairvoyant
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

[Re: robbyberto]

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#17746369 - 02/04/13 08:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

robbyberto said:

Yeppers. I don't even know the medical term for the gooch/grundle. Damn that was an awkward injury. Gooch was all bloody up and bruised. That branch got in there pretty good.

i think it's called the perineum. either way, OUCH

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Dork
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Re: Embarrassing injury confessions

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#17746463 - 02/04/13 08:17 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

When I was in second grade I was chilling with my sister outside while it was dark and we both got spooked for some reason and started racing back to the house. I beat her there and wanted to shut the door and lock her out real quick to be a little fucking dick fuck but ended up slamming my leg in the door and broke my leg. :lol:

Then I laid on my living room floor crying for 3 hours before I convinced my mom I wasn't faking it so she'd take me to the ER. Childhood was rough shit :frown:

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