vinsue said:

Caught my ball sack skin in me zipper once, and only once.  I'm a quick learner. Unzipping is the hardest part... . . .

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Khii Khwaay said:...I've also bent my dick really bad whilst screwing an old, ugly hooker.

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That was no hooker, that was me Mum... . . .

vinsue said:

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Khii Khwaay said:...I've also bent my dick really bad whilst screwing an old, ugly hooker.

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That was no hooker, that was me Mum... . . .

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Patlal said:

When I was 8 years old there was a small mound of gravel I wanted to jump over with my bike. For some reason i removed my helmet.

2 minutes later i was lying in a puddle of blood with a concussion

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Patlal said:

When I was 8 years old there was a small mound of gravel I wanted to jump over with my bike. For some reason i removed my helmet.

2 minutes later i was lying in a puddle of blood with a concussion

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robbyberto said:

I must have been 13 when I decided for some mysterious reason to take off the back brakes on my mountain bike. I forget this of course and take off full speed down the driveway. No big deal. There's a cul-de-sac and a steep enough hill coming up. Over the cul-de-sac, up the hill, back down, no problem. Back up the driveway now. Heading towards the backyard past the top of the driveway full speed with no brakes to a part that is a basically a wooded hilly area lined by a pond.

      Full speed down the hill and I have to stop. I can't go into the pond. So I just tank it over to my right. No big deal it's just a hill covered with pine straw and leaves. Until sliding on my side I finally come to a stop feeling a very sharp pain in a very wrong place. That place was my gooch. Dead in the middle of my gooch I was impaled by a pointy end of a branch attacked to a bush. The gooch is an area nearly impervious to injury. An inch either way and I get impaled in the asshole or balls.

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So it hit ya right in the Grundle  man at least it didn't hit ya in the nutsack.