Some background and physiology. I am 40 something and a human of the large variety, 6'1" and around 270lbs. I have experience with almost every drug known to man and I was a daily MJ smoker for many years but quit some three years ago when my work started randomly testing it's employees.
Now I have become interested in alternatives and decided to try Salvia. I picked up some leaf and 5x from a reputable online source. My co-pilot and I decided to set up shop in my smoking area and I purchased a new pipe for the occasion so as not to taint the experience with his resin soaked items.
We decided to start with straight leaf first and save the 5x for later. We began by loading one bowl and my co-pilot went first. He smoked the entire bowl and we waited, and waited, and waited. Nothing!
So we decided that I would go. I loaded a bowl and lit it. The smoke was not unpleasant and it had a medicinal flavor that was quite alluring. I finished the bowl, which burned quickly and completely, and we waited, and waited, and waited. Nothing!
At this point we were beginning to get very discouraged and were wondering if this was another urban legend or something. Not to be known as quitters, we decided to try another approach. We rolled two FAT cigs and lit one immediately. Wow, you better smoke fast, The burned very quickly but next thing ya know both were gone and we waited, and waited, and waited. Nothing!
At this point we are some 30 minutes into a fairly intense session of smoking salvia and absolutely no effects, none, nadda, zippo, zilch! BUT, again, afflicted with the quitters phobia, we broke out the 5x. Now we were trading bowls back and forth talking and smoking with reckless abandon. The 5x is much richer flavored and more "mediciney" than the leaf. Befor ewe knew it we had polished off the entire gram.
At this point I began to feel some effects, and so did my co-pilot. Hard to describe and not very MJ like (we did not expect it to be) but the feelings had alot of what we look for in MJ. Very mild but yet spacially pronounced. The effects came on quickly after the gram of 5x was gone. Mostly a head buzz, but lght. Giggly and jockular, with a small ammount of balance distortion. We enjoyed these light effects for some 30 minutes and then both started comming down. The effects dimished into a very MJ like afterbuzz with a little tightness in the chest (undoubtedly from the mass of material smoked) and a pleasant relaxed feeling that encorraged thought and not sleep!
Allthough, we did experience a nice buzz, Salvia did not provide us with the any real LSD, Mesc, or MDMA like halucinatory effects. I for one was craving such experiences and was desperately looking for insight and understanding that so often comes with good halucinegens. I no longer smoke MJ and do not wish to replace it with anything, but I am seeking the natural guidance that good halucinogens give. I suppose I will have to stay with good shrooms and the occasional cidney trip.
The experience did convince me that this plant will be a permanent addition to my Ethenotools but all in all I was quite dissapointed in it's overall performance. I will also be cultivating the herb, but simply because I have a passion for boatany and biology.
I probably will not try it again do to the fact that I just don't care to smoke that much material for such small results, infact I do not care to smoke that much material at all, very unhealthy!
UNLESS that is someone here can me what I was doing wrong!
Given a chance to grade these results against past experiences on a scale of 100 points I would give salvia a "5". And let me state clearly, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MJ LIKE EFFECTS, GO BUY AN OUNCE OF GOOD WEED YOU WON"T FIND IT IN SALVIA! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR LSD LIKE EFFECTS GO BUY SOME BLOTTER.
Salvia is definitely unique unto itself!
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