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If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas...
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You would probably go crazy;

- You see them as if you're looking at an infrared camera screen
- You'd be walking on the street dodging farts;
- Crowds would make you feel sick;
- Public restrooms would be hell;
- You'd see people walking in stores with puffs of green coming out of their asses like mufflers on cars;
- Your worst enemies/best friends would be fans and ventilation systems.

OR

You could just walk through the quiffs without caring... your choice.

Food for thought.


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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I think I'd rather see them in green gas form.. nobody could hide it, that would be fantastic. No more guessing games on who dealt the fart.


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Tmethyl]
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Tmethyl said:
I think I'd rather see them in green gas form.. nobody could hide it, that would be fantastic. No more guessing games on who dealt the fart.


We wouldn't be able to get away with a fart in the elevator.


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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I wish that was real, if I saw the green gas I would instantly not breath out my noise and try to avoid it, before offending my nose in the first place. Would be helpful in avoiding it when easily able too situations.

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Tmethyl]
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dude that shit would change the world. it would still be embarassing and people would still try to hide it.:rolleyes:

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: steelyNads205]
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Bathrooms would have a green fog over them

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: ShiVersblood]
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Imagine if the stinkier they are, the darker colored. That way if you see a black cloud coming out of someone's ass, its a deadly one.


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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jesus christ :lolsy:

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Imagine if the stinkier they are, the darker colored. That way if you see a black cloud coming out of someone's ass, its a deadly one.


:magicfingers:


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: steelyNads205]
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Yeah my farts are so bad i don't see them.. I just see the reactions of the drivers trying to speed to get away

rolling the window down is like unlocking the door in my car. same button


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: the human abstract] * 1
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I sneezed so hard that I farted earlier today. Some old lady was behind me and I'm sure she heard it.

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
I sneezed so hard that I farted earlier today. Some old lady was behind me and I'm sure she heard it.


She probably forgot about it.


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Imagine if the stinkier they are, the darker colored. That way if you see a black cloud coming out of someone's ass, its a deadly one.



:rofl:


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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Loss prevention farting.. this would be funny


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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would be pretty sick to fart in pools and shit with coloured farts


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Soulidarity]
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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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Try to hide my farts? No. I'm proud of 'em and would gladly change the tint of any room. :superiority:


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: the human abstract] * 4
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dude what the hell is that


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Soulidarity]
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i bet there would be a new sport where people tried to inhale 100% of a giant fart and then zero it out.

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Gumby said:
I sneezed so hard that I farted earlier today. Some old lady was behind me and I'm sure she heard it.


She probably forgot about it.


:ilold:

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