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Letter from nigeria
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Havn't had one in a while but lols

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Mr Maajid Hassan Zuhair
12:43 AM (11 hours ago)


I sent you this email about two weeks ago and i got no response, so i am constrained to contact you again via the internet which has been severely abused by fraudsters over the years. I worked as an oil-servicing equipment merchant, from Dubai, U.A.E, diagnosed with chronic Esophageal cancer in July 2010. My name is Maajid Hassan Zuhair.Please do not think of this letter as one of those being sent around to ask for money later on. In the past one year i have been donating my money, to charity organizations in Malaysia, and India. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, i cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked two members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money to charity organizations in Indonesia and Southern Sudan, but they kept the money to themselves. So, if family can do that, why not trust a total stranger.

I have one last bulk sum, totalling twenty million dollars $20m, that I have with a finance security company in Europe. I need you to retrieve this deposit and distribute it to charity organizations to help earthquake and flood victims in Haiti, Japan, and AIDS/HIV orphans around the world. I have set aside 10% for your time and service. I do not need this money anymore as i have limited time to live.

Please reply me with honesty as soon as you receive this email. God be with you.

Regrads.


:facepalm:

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Re: Letter from nigeria [Re: nice1] * 1
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Regrads


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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss

"Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West

"If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me."
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Re: Letter from nigeria [Re: nice1]
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Sounds legit.  If his family can keep the money for themselves, you should retrieve the $20 million and spread the wealth by buying every member of the shroomery a supporter account, and you shouldn't have a problem.

You must come highly recommended to be trusted with such a large amount of money.  I'm assuming you've done this kind of thing before with success?  If you suddenly disappear from the Shroomery one day and I don't see everybody having supporter accounts, I'll know that you *ahem* did the right thing and spread the money to all the charities like you were asked.  I will be upset with you, because I want a supporter account, but I will understand because there are *ahem* people who may be more worthy of the money than the rest of us shroomerites ...

... like you.  What are you waiting for?  Take the money and run!  And make sure to buy us those supporter accounts before you go :awesome:


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: Letter from nigeria [Re: nice1]
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only 10% of 20 million? you need to send Mr.Zuhair a nasty note informing him
you wont settle for less that $37 million, when my wealthy nigerian uncle
died he left me $90 million but the postal service in nigeria seems to be slow


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Re: Letter from nigeria [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
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There comes a point in every man's life, when it is time to troll back.


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Re: Letter from nigeria [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
only 10% of 20 million? you need to send Mr.Zuhair a nasty note informing him
you wont settle for less that $37 million, when my wealthy nigerian uncle
died he left me $90 million but the postal service in nigeria seems to be slow


10% of 20 million?  I was sure he would get the whole 20 million, but I guess I read the email wrong.  10% of 20 million isn't nearly enough to buy every member on the Shroomery supporter accounts, so OP needs to email back and demand the whole 20 million.  Needy supporter account-less shroomerites are itching for their larger avatars and multi-color names, and who knows what kind of horrible rebellion could start if everybody doesn't get their supporter accounts soon.  OP got us excited with his original post, so he owes it to us to deliver what we require.

Also, just imagine if the Shroomery was suddenly 20 million dollars richer ... what new amazing features FOM would bring us regularly with that kind of funding!  Forum-specific signatures would become old news, he would blow our minds with what he would produce for us all, and the Shroomery would become bigger than ... well, other companies worth less than 20 million dollars.

If all else fails, OP just can ignore our pleas and selfishly keep the money for himself, since he doesn't really owe us shroomerites or the Shroomery a goddamn cent.  Still, the Shroomery being 20 million dollars richer would be a momentous occasion to celebrate.  I truly wonder what the Shroomery would do with 20 million untaxed dollars.


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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