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VilifiedShon
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Nigeria Police Are Top Notch
#9681072 - 01/26/09 07:46 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_goat
LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
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weiliiiiiii
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: VilifiedShon]
#9681075 - 01/26/09 07:49 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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its all the good herb over their, must be the durban poison?
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AlteredAgain
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: VilifiedShon]
#9681081 - 01/26/09 07:50 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: AlteredAgain]
#9681098 - 01/26/09 07:58 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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Haha niceee
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vinsue
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: VilifiedShon]
#9681128 - 01/26/09 08:07 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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Chicago aren't much brighter...Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours ... CHICAGO (AP) -- A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment - patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday... ...
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: vinsue]
#9681137 - 01/26/09 08:10 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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wow what a success
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#9681233 - 01/26/09 08:40 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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Platinum
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: Coffee]
#9681312 - 01/26/09 09:05 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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that chicago story is funny. and the goat story has been posted at least 3 times already here. thanks guy. next time search.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: Platinum]
#9681669 - 01/26/09 10:40 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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Quote:
Platinum said: the goat story has been posted at least 3 times already here.
yes and you should never underestimate the magic of teh goats
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sam420
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9681699 - 01/26/09 10:47 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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You can't prove the goat isn't magical
It's upto all the non-believers to PROVE this goat doesn't have powers of magic
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: sam420]
#9681723 - 01/26/09 10:52 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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being the owner of a herd of goats, I know they's magic
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sam420
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9681732 - 01/26/09 10:54 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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I hear most are at least a level 20
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Nigeria Police Are Top Notch [Re: sam420]
#9681758 - 01/26/09 10:59 AM (15 years, 4 days ago) |
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for small ruminants it's a whole different system, no leveling, no hit points just pure evil
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