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Zombies
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Vaporizer and my cane.
I may die, but I'll die fighting stoned.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Tantrika]
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those arrows point to the arms of my chair damn am i fucked


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"What I call self-transforming machine elves.Sort of like jewelled basketballs all dribbling their way toward me. And if they'd had faces they would have been grinning, but they didn't have faces. And they assured me that they loved me and they told me not to be amazed; not to give way to astonishment. And so I watched them, even though I wondered if maybe I hadn't really done it this time, and what they were doing was they were making objects come into existence by singing them into existence."-Terence McKenna
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Re: Zombies [Re: Tantrika] * 1
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A spray bottle and a finished can of vegetable soup.


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Admins can't read graphs.


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Re: Zombies [Re: Tantrika]
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iPad and remote.... Im a dead man!


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Re: Zombies [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
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Lets see...all i need is a kukuri, and some good times.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Zombies [Re: Tantrika]
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moldy grape juice and a light up plastic microphone....I'd be set even if 100 crashed through my door.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
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I'll put on loud dub step and throw my IPad maybe I'll distract them, hit one with my remote and get out the window.


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Re: Zombies [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
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Pointing at my bare hands. I don't know, are we talking slow moving original night of the living dead zombies or the fast movers of the new dawn of the dead? Cus I could take a million of the old style zombies with a brick, so two hands I may survive.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Lordoverfiend]
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My friend Brent and my girl Sarah.

I would....probably not survive :lol:


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At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Acaterpillar]
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I've got a pillow and a backpack. I can use it as a shield and knock them back out of my window. I just may possibly survive.... but the chances are slim. We'll see how my pillow holds up after a few zombies. :zombie:

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Re: Zombies [Re: Uzziel]
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I would survive. I don't know why people in movies always keep moving spots.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Tantrika]
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water and scissors.
I knew I should have invested in a flame thrower. :sad:


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Re: Zombies [Re: Chairman Meow]
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sadsappysucker said:
water and scissors.
I knew I should have invested in a flame thrower. :sad:


What good is a flamethrower? Instead of zombies you now have flaming zombies.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Zombies [Re: King Klick]
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I must be thinking of some other monster you're supposed to kill with fire.


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Re: Zombies [Re: Chairman Meow]
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A beer bottle and clothes. Fuck


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Zombies [Re: Ima Trooper]
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A pen and my mouse. Goddammit. :notamused:


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“I believe in a long, prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown. Our pale reasoning hides the infinite from us."


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Re: Zombies [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
sadsappysucker said:
water and scissors.
I knew I should have invested in a flame thrower. :sad:


What good is a flamethrower? Instead of zombies you now have flaming zombies.



flaming zombies are easier to see

I have safety glasses and my .45 mag. looks like I'm good to go, nothing can get through the safety glasses


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Re: Zombies [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Homework and a hardly charged cellphone. Game over for me.


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Re: Zombies [Re: domesticgnome]
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with enough papper you can make a pretty effective club with some know how


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Zombies [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Million volt taser in one hand and razor sharp wakizashi in the other.
:rockthefuckout:
Zombies still have nervous systems, right? A taser should debilitate them. While they're fucked up I slash their heads off with my sword.


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