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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: the bizzle]
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if you mention a machine gun you better add a water cooling barrel...eventually shit catch's fire :smile:


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chris606 said:
some 1 told me to try long brown rice and water and vermiculite and pressure cook for 1 hour i did but nothing happen that is y was wonting to no if i need spores
RogerRabbit said:
Nothing gets more sterile than red hot.


All posts are intended for fictional or educational purposes only.

No statements in any post or message by myself should be taken as fact. Use of contained information or opinions may be in violation of local, provincial, and/or federal laws.

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Izangi]
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I THINK WE ALL KNOW WE WOULDNT STAND A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL IF THEY WERE FAST ZOMBIES.

THEY WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

this is better than the top 10 shit. i made this one. idk where the template is atm.


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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hell yes michigan ftl. (for the live)

you wouldnt have to worry about zombies finding you at my property up in the north. There arn't even people around for a good 20 miles in any direction. If there slow zombies and everyone in the county was infected, i could kill them all in a three day weekend.

Theres enough fish and wild life (along with farmland) to live comfortably for 100 years.


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: rodfarva]
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lol i live in grand rapids. its pretty densely populated. but i know i could handle slow zombies no doubt, the people in the movies always make foolish decisions.

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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1)MP5 (with 30 round clips)
2)Plenty of canned goods
3)Night vision goggles
4)Batterys (for fires flashlights etc)
5)Lighting source
6)A sawed off shotgun (Most reliable weapon)
7)A packable tent
8)Diesel fuel and Liquid fertilizer (I think we know what this does)
9)Radio
10)Boots


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: InSane804]
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i think boots are a given insane XD

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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well they werent on anyones list lol im just stating what you need LOL


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: InSane804]
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1. Camcorder
2. Chuck Norris


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Captain Caveman]
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Captain Caveman said:
1. Camcorder
2. Chuck Norris


i lol'd

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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I think you should mention flowers and presents, to offer to Chuck Norris.
Also, something visible so he knows you're not a zombie and accidentally roundhouse kicks you.

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said:
hell yes michigan ftl. (for the live)

you wouldnt have to worry about zombies finding you at my property up in the north. There arn't even people around for a good 20 miles in any direction. If there slow zombies and everyone in the county was infected, i could kill them all in a three day weekend.

Theres enough fish and wild life (along with farmland) to live comfortably for 100 years.


obviously someone hasn't read World War Z.  if there were a zombie apocalypse, damn near everyone would have the same idea to get away to a remote area up north.  a great migration would ensue, and those fertile lands filled with an abundance of wildlife would be overrun by every joe shmoe and his family trying to hack it in the woods.


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Yea and and all the dead zombies that fall in the rivers and shit would infect everything and all the wild animals would go Crazy!
Do zombies walk during the night or only the day?
and like cant you just out wait the zombies cause i remember in resident evil extinsion the zombies were dieing out.
Id Bring a big stick!:whack:BAD ZOMBIE!


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Anyone reading these posts should consider them all fictional. :alert:



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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Sterben]
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Chuck Norris is great but he has zero experience killing zombies.

No, I'm gonna have to go with Bruce Campbell (Ash Housewares from Evil Dead) for this job. His resume' is second-to-none in this department.


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“The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.”  -- Rudiger Dornbusch

Edited by zorbman (06/21/09 11:38 AM)

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: zorbman]
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To all of you that say you would grow mushrooms.... Could you seriously trip with zombies on the loose? No way in hell i could.  :suicide:


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Floydseamus]
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I wouldn't take any drug..maybe speed just to keep on my game lol


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chris606 said:
some 1 told me to try long brown rice and water and vermiculite and pressure cook for 1 hour i did but nothing happen that is y was wonting to no if i need spores
RogerRabbit said:
Nothing gets more sterile than red hot.


All posts are intended for fictional or educational purposes only.

No statements in any post or message by myself should be taken as fact. Use of contained information or opinions may be in violation of local, provincial, and/or federal laws.

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Izangi]
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i believe pris nailed it on the head with the nuke.

food.
water.
hand grenades. (a copius supply, about 12)
rpg launcher.
optimus prime.
double sided battle axe.
super hot sidekick who's always flippin out.
2 flint. 2 steel.
combat armor / riot gear.


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Big_Whoop]
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Well I thought that fire based weapons would be a bad Idea. It would take a long time to destroy the brain. and Lucio Fulci zombies are fair worse then nazi zombies for sure. Watch zombi  Gate of hell and the beyond and tell me its not scary. And I leave you with this great scene
naked women underwater zombie and shark

<div style="background:#000000;width:400px;height:348px"><embed flashVars="playerVars=showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Zombie%20Vs.%20Shark" src="https://proxy.mind-media.com/proxy.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metacafe.com%2Ffpl%3Cwbr%3Eayer%2F1810760%2Fzombie_vs_shark.swf" width="400" height="348" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_1810760" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="
">Zombie Vs. Shark</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">For more funny videos, click here</a></div></div>


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


Edited by trekie (06/21/09 12:56 PM)

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
rodfarva said:
hell yes michigan ftl. (for the live)

you wouldnt have to worry about zombies finding you at my property up in the north. There arn't even people around for a good 20 miles in any direction. If there slow zombies and everyone in the county was infected, i could kill them all in a three day weekend.

Theres enough fish and wild life (along with farmland) to live comfortably for 100 years.


obviously someone hasn't read World War Z.  if there were a zombie apocalypse, damn near everyone would have the same idea to get away to a remote area up north.  a great migration would ensue, and those fertile lands filled with an abundance of wildlife would be overrun by every joe shmoe and his family trying to hack it in the woods.


Yah they would try to get out there, but my place is 10 miles from the nearest cross street. if everyone that knew about it got there, there would be about 25 people around.


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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: the bizzle]
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the bizzle said:
7. zombie paper (:thumbup: :heart: to you if you know what I'm talking about)



Haha yeah! You must place it in the middle of a tent, though.

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Re: Top 10 Things To Have For A Zombie Apocalypse [Re: Brugman]
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what i have at hand
1 gurkah kukuri
2 my katana
3 Peggy (my trusty aluminum bat, blades get dull)

things to aquire (all within 1/4 mile)
4 ruger 10/22 with double end (taped together)50 round clips
5 my pimp ass 89 ford tempo!(lol)
6 chain mail armor (i can make it)
7 my cube myce
8 a faaaaat sack of weed
9 an ipod
10 30 CD's of dubstep, including ALL the resident evil remixes!!!

BTW, Chuck Norris is a pussy.You can tell him i said that.
i would make my own methamphetamine on the road,its easier than baking cookies.
And i think it would be HELLA fun to trip ballz while killing zombies....wouldnt freaking out a lil help?
oh, and i have my myce and tempo here lol

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