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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: ShiVersblood]
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Stomp them out with a hammer

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: DeathSpider]
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DeathSpider said:
Poor, stupid man.

At least she didn't cut off his junk.



she should have, anyone that's dumb enough to go to an ex for dental work
right after you'd ripped their heart out and stomped it flat is too stupid to
be in possession of the awesomeness that is a penis

story is fake, it's the daily mail

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: ShiVersblood]
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ShiVersblood said:
Her punishment should be to lose all of her teeth too. If not by legal law, then someone should stomp all her teeth out. Justice demands justice.




that's why hispanics shoot black people with skittles, it's justice demanding justice

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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story is fake, it's the daily mail

I don't think so. It's in Huffington Post too. :shrug:

And an NBC affiliate.


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
story is fake, it's the daily mail

I don't think so. It's in Huffington Post too. :shrug:

And an NBC affiliate.



Both sites cite the Daily Mail as the story source. :facepalm:


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Doc_T]
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But both are credible sources that vet stories before publishing them.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
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Ahahahahahahaahahahaha!  Go girl

I'm well aware that I don't hold the popular opinion


I mean clearly he was in the right for leaving her, she's fucking nuts, but he was stupid enough to leave his dental care in the hands of a crazy person that he just pissed off. 

Just LOL


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

'She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

'I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

'But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.

'And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.’

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.

Daily Mail



Holy fucking shit.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Dentists are weird. Teeth are gross. I wouldn't date a dentist to begin with.

Well, maybe. For the nitrous :huxleyfacepalm:

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
But both are credible sources that vet stories before publishing them.




incorrect. neither are actually credible, huffpuff is a blog more than a new source


BothHands said:
I mean clearly he was in the right for leaving her, she's fucking nuts



well duh... she has a vagina, but to compound the crazy she's a dentist

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Diploid said:
But both are credible sources that vet stories before publishing them.




incorrect. neither are actually credible, huffpuff is a blog more than a new source



And the Daily Mail is a typical Murdoch operation.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
well duh... she has a vagina, but to compound the crazy she's a dentist



Yeah, definitely.  By the way, how's your boyfriend doing?  But yeah, I fully support your stance of keeping all men away from us crazy vagina people so they can frolic free in their world of anal sex and logic. 

Sorry, finals weeks, so I actually am quickly slipping into full-blown psychosis. :lol:


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: BothHands]
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I dont have a boyfriend... the people with penises are crazy too

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
Prisoner#1 said:
well duh... she has a vagina, but to compound the crazy she's a dentist



Yeah, definitely.  By the way, how's your boyfriend doing?  But yeah, I fully support your stance of keeping all men away from us crazy vagina people so they can frolic free in their world of anal sex and logic. 

Sorry, finals weeks, so I actually am quickly slipping into full-blown psychosis. :lol:



That was funny!

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Ahaha, awee :heart:  You'll find the right guy eventually. :smirk:

Prisoner#1 said:
the people with penises are crazy too



You must be completely psychotic then, huh?  :penisisevil:


But in all seriousness, I love ya pris, and wish you and your dental health all the best. :biggrin:


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: ShiVersblood]
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ShiVersblood said:
Her punishment should be to lose all of her teeth too. If not by legal law, then someone should stomp all her teeth out. Justice demands justice.



they should take her teeth and implant them into his teeth.

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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: yoimjohn] * 1
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so his teeth have teeth? :confused2:


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: quinn]
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:laugh2:


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
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if the dental industry in poland has professional indemnity insurance then this guy was just made a millionaire, teef or no teef.


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Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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Dosile Kouki said:
if the dental industry in poland has professional indemnity insurance then this guy was just made a millionaire, teef or no teef.



Hey man, you forgot one little detail, it's poland we're talking about here


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